a future wife for Monty?
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( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:11, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Could we have that a little bigger please?
Just so that my Jewish girlfriend can have absolutely no chance of missing me apparently looking at Stormfront.com.

Ta.
( Kroney, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

She needs to iron that flag, seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Otherwise she's got no fucking chance.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I can't see her being a Hendrix fan.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Joy Division, on the other hand...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

...were shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

The skinheads' love of ska always confused me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It was ironic innit.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I've decided on a cheese on toast marathon.
Just thought you'd like to know.

Habanero ketchup under the cheese, Lea & Perrins on the top.

Rinse and repeat as required.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

try mango chutney under the cheese
and make the cheese wenslydale. Divine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Not enough chilli and rather too sweet for my tastes, I suspect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I live for these updates.
I've had a can of relentless. I may start giggling hysterically soon.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Just the thought of 'energy drinks' is giving me a headache.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm sick of coffee.
I need something to get me off my arse and in the gym.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

*taps nose*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Haha!
If I had that it wouldn't be the gym I was going to.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I like to lick the bike seats if they haven't been wiped down properly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dude!
Why would you even say that?! Grim!
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I.....I..... I just don't know what's wrong with me. I made it up, it's not true, it was a lie.
I'm very sorry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Have a very racist story I made up about the Tube
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/tube-knob/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

fucking LOVE IT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

*licks index fingers, smoothes eyebrows*
Air, hair LAIR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Hahahah, I just googled "Nazi Porn" and found this...
www.newsfilter.org/video/61327/I_guess_this_retard_was_never_told_that_you_shouldn't_play_with_scissors/

I was like "Woh', that bloke has moobs, and looks a bit like monty", and then fast forwarded it a bit to find that it is some chick.

NSFW NSFW NSFW
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Oh fuck me, don't browse around that site =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

hahahahahahahah fucking hell

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Seriously I feel sick.... and I've seen tubgirl.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

've seen am
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

You mean tubby girl.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

What are you on about?
Unless you've doubled in size since Davvo's bash, you're talking hogwash, woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Just joshing.
*punches shoulder*
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

*seeks urgent medical attention*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Just found on /links and carrying on the theme.
Sort of NSFW.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcWJicjA5ho&feature=related
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Best tapas food?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Deep fried rape
with avacado dip
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

do you like Electric Wizard, Al?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

chorizo in port, patatas bravas, that squid one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Oh my god, this
chorizo in rioja is amazing. it also works very well with a kind of spicy beef turkish sausage called sucuk. *has hankering for tapas*
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Sucuk is one of the world's best sausages.
It will get a chapter to itself in my book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

One of the few perks of nannying for two kids
whose father is turkish is periodic free sucuk. Man that stuff is awesome.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It must be a mainland thing 'cus I've never heard of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Get involved. All Turkish shops sell it,
either in little discs like pepperoni, or in whole sausages. Grill, and serve with Turkish bread. Then masturbate with some scissors.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

There is an amazing turkish shop behind me, all the Turkish Delight, Borrak, Breads, Backlava and Bulger-wheet stuff a boy could want.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

They will have sucuk.
Just to spare you the embarrassment of sounding like you are asking for oral sex, it's pronounced 'soo-chook'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Yup, the 'c' has a little 5 under it, when a C or S has that, it's like having a 'h' after it =)
Teshakualah =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

If I was a spanish porn star, my catch phrase would be "I'm gonna tap ass, and then eat tapas".
My videos will be a 3 minute intro where I explain what provinance of Spain I am, ending with that catch phrase. Then it'll be 4 minutes of me doing some girl up the bum, and then 45 minutes of me eating tapas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'd watch that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Could you not show about twenty minutes
of preparing the tapas, giving advice on sourcing fresh ingrediants?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Did you hear about the gay Spaniard?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Apparently he never let a dago by...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Close the screen down
on your way off the internet, please.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I am sickened by this.
Saddened and sickened. Joy Division are utterly superb.

Monty you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Bunch of Northern boo-hoo miserablists.
Proto-sadcore, you might say.

Plus 'Hooky' is a fucking shit bassist. The cunt seems not to have understood the 'bass' aspect of the bass. I wish they'd all fucking topped themselves instead of just Ian 'boo-hoo' Cuntis.

We would then have been spared the beige and wholly pointless drivel known as New Order. If I'd been giving the orders it would have been the firing squad for the lot of 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

(I don't like them very much)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I'd have never guessed...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm quite the enigma, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Quite, old boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Right, I'm off for a jam with my little'un.
byzee bye, wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

See ya, y' old tosspot!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)