where is gonz?
EAT has the amazing pesto and minestrone soup today, he NEEDS to know about it.

that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Swipey
as a solicitor, what do you think Ashley Cole's chances are of avoiding prosecution for ABH?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

i am not a criminal solicitor
anyone on here has as good a guess as i do.

come to me when you want sexy input on sexy things like boundary disputes, easements, tenant arrears, breaches of covenant, contentious green issues, leasehold restructuring, 1954 act rights and lease renewals, shopping centre management, unreasonably withholding consent to requests for alienation or alterations...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Someone told me
that to extend my lease by 99 years (or whatever) - lease owned by Tower Hamlets - might cost me 25 grand, inc legal fees. Is this about right, do you think?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Can I have my reply in a sexy way, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

you are liable for the cost of the extension and for the landlord's legal fees
it is a statutory calculation based on the value of the flat. there are 3 elements to it, but if you have more than 80 years left - which you don't, i think - you only have to pay 2 of those elements.

i would say £25k all-in sounds about right, although only a valuer could tell you for sure, but you will see it back immediately in the value of your flat. eg, mine cost me £50k in total, but the flat is now worth £125k or so more than i paid for it a couple of years ago.

the best thing you can read is this website right here: www.lease-advice.org/

it even has a calculator on it to work out the likely premium.

i wrote this topless, if that helps on the sexy front?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

PHWAOR!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

i know, i talk really dirty
on the topic of leasehold extensions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You will need me to draw up a contract.
With my breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'll look at that once I've finished wanking. Thank you very much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

my dad was a criminal solicitor
and as such I am most qualified to say that he'll probably get off scot free. If it were a person he'd shot rather than a student it might be a different story.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I reckon that student will be properly quids in though
He'll easily get a 100K for letting it go.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

But that said
if it were me, I'd not care about the money, I'd just make damn sure the cunt got sent down and I'd also ensure there was a written guarantee that he'd get arse raped at least three times while he was inside.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

s'true
I fucking hate people from Chelsea.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I fucking hate people called Chelsea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I fucking hate the sea.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Fuck that, hundred grand, revenge isn't worth that much.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Fuck it, I'd let him shoot me in the leg for that with an air riffle.
Probably can score another few hundred off the club 'cus their medics sent him home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I don't know
If it was me, I wouldn't be permanently injured, and I don't need the money, it would be nice obviously, but equally, I have quite a strong sense of morality that says people shouldn't be treated differently just because they are rich.

If some little scrote was pissing about and shot me on the street, I'd make damn sure the cunt went down for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I thought you 'Geordies' approved of people shooting each other?
If the 'Moaty' saga has taught me anything...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

you're probably right
I like the whole "accidentally" aspect of it. As if.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)