My mother's offered to loan me ten grand.
Not sure about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:52, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is excellent!
£10,000 would surely help you pay off some of the higher rate debts and give you some extra cash a month
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'm guessing that she'll charge you considerably less interest on the return of said loan than will anyone else
and she wouldn't have offered if she couldn't afford it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah but she's a lesbian so it would be 'dirty money'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You don't have to lick it!
Just pay it off!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

In seriousness I don't think it's enough to make much of a difference.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

surely anything will make a difference
even if only a small one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Not if I'm going to go properly bust.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

You are Jade Goody
AICMFP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

*dies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

too late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Tell her to double it or no deal!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Shrewd. Like it. Bit of 'hardball'.
She's not used to 'ball' of any kind these days - I could 'wrong-foot' her, even in her 'comfortable shoes'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Never accept the first offer
get her to chuck in a bunch of daffs and a packet of Quavers and we might just have a deal.

They don't call me "The Rainmaker" for nothing. Or at all.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Try one of this lot to help to maximise the impact of the 10k
www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=free+debt+management&aq=1&aqi=g4g-o1&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=c3be2184899b66ea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Bumhole photos?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

£10k would get you a bumhole with up to 5 objects inserted (one at a time) plus the negatives and model release.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I do not profess to be a financial expert
But, dependent on how happy you are to explain the intracacies of your financial problems with your mother, you could talk to her about where this money would be most useful in some detail and then how quickly you could get it back to her. If you show diligence and a serious attitude towards the problem, as well as illustrating that she's not throwing her money away, she may agree to loan you even more if it would make a difference.

Failing that, kidneys are worth a lot these days.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Sweet talk the old dear into coughing up more reddies eh?
you're one stone cold hustler Darth
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Wooohooo!
I'll call Danny 'the Sniff' and order 9k's worth! Best not go overboard eh?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)