Gid moaning.
Nothing to report, except my back is on the verge of making like a beat and breaking.

What about you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:34, 168 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what've you done?
I came home for the night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:45, Reply)

Neck ache.
I slept funny.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:49, Reply)

HAPPY ST DAVID'S DAY EVERYBODY!!!!111!!!!!!
My ex is celebrating by being even more of a hateful cunt than usual.

Sorry to hear about your back, Dozer. By the way, have you heard from Dave Dee, Beaky, Mick or Titch recently?

This Q is a bit of a non-entity so I am THREADJACKING like a mid-80s Chicago club held in a haberdasher's and asking, who's your all-time favourite Taffy?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGc_t7_sxB8

For me it's Shakin' Stevens, hands down. The footage of him assaulting a young and bewildered Richard Madeley is some of the most entertaining TV ever. Then there's the 'kicking his piano player in the face' clip. Wonderful. The thing to bear in mind is that throughout his brief but meteoric time in the spotlight, good old Shaky was COMPLETELY PISSED, ALL THE TIME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:32, Reply)

what is St David's day about?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:35, Reply)

It's the national day of Wales.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:35, Reply)

oh....
I like the welsh dude from Notting Hill. Does that count then?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

It does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Cool. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Spill!
My favorite Welsh person would be Ancrenne. She's not on here anymore but I admire her terribly.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:36, Reply)

*spills*

*zips up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

My sister wants to take me and my little girl to the zoo this Saturday,
Despite her living 1.5hrs drive away my ex has insisted we bring my kid back by 1:30 'because she's being driven to Kent'.

When I asked why this couldn't be done later I was given these excellent and completely valid reasons:

1. It would interfere with my daughter's meal times (she eats at 6:30/7pm and the drive to Kent is 1hr: if they left at 5:30 that would be fine)
2. They don't want to get caught up in the rush hour. On a Saturday???
3. Her parents are old and don't like driving in the dark. It gets dark at six and also her dad is a builder - presumably he has to go home at 4pm in winter because he is scared of the dark.

What a fackin' cant, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Bitches be trippin.
Sorry to hear that hon.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

definitely a cant.
I'll cunt her in the fuck for you if I can.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Steal something small and vicious from the zoo
and release it in said ex's flat whilst daughter is away. Profit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

The thing is,
given the time allowed, we'd be able to get to the gates of the zoo but wouldn't actually have the time to go inside.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

And your daughter would think that's a shih tzu.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

...which is presumably why the restraining order says you have to remain 100 yards away, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I'm not a fan of the shih tzu, you always think you're going to break them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Well then
this is an admirable reason for borrowing some animals from said zoo for your daughter to look at in the car on the way back. And then accidentally release into the wild of her kitchen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

What will she do if you get back late?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Go fucking mental and refuse to let me take her out again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

What a mentalist she is.
Does she have a bloke these days? You'll probably find that when she gets webbed up with a new bloke, she'll relax a lot more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

All I know is she had a dozen red roses in a vase after Valentine's Day.
So some poor cunt still hasn't realised.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

or she bought them herself in some mental hope of making you jealous
of course...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

...or her long-suffering dad sent them to minimise tantrum potential.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I was out cottaging with them only last weekend.
Re. favourite taffs- either Windsor Davies, Ruth Madoc or Richey James, for the amusing suicide.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Windsor Davies was indeed a titan amongst men.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

*hums whispering grass*

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:40, Reply)

when I was at school
I briefly had a PE teacher who was just like Windsor Davies, but Scottish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Yeah Jimmy Hill.
*scratches chin*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

really.
Looked like him. Had the tache and the Sgt Major style bearing and temper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Balmoral Davies, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

What d'you mean, 'was'?
He's still alive y'know!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Anthony Hopkins, I'd say

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I have a headache for no good reason, how's that?
Only had 1 pint, FFS.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I drank two bottles of wine and feel completely fine. I am about 20 years older than you.
Ergo, UR bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

bent not pickled like me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)

bent in possesion of a functioning liver rather than a piece of human foie gras.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

All your attempts to make AA not feel like a woolly-woofter are admirable
but ultimately doomed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:53, Reply)

We're not disputing his woofterism.
We're saying you're not a reasonable yardstick with which to measure someone's ability to put it away.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

putting it away or not isn't really the issue, that's just tolerance
but lack of hangover amongst the "more mature" is mostly caused by lack of proper liver function.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

That's why it's odd, on Thursday I went through about 7 pints without an issue, but 1 pint last night?
Plus, IIRC, you're 15 years older than me. Was likely the cost of the pint that gave me a headache - £3.40! Fucks sake.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Ouch. Now I'm getting one.
My brother pays £3.70 for Guinness in his local - which is a shitty little bikers' pub in Leighton fucking Buzzard. It's cheaper in the West End. I have suggested to him that his landlord is applying a 'gay tax' exclusively for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

How utterly fucking shit.
Is your brother a gaybo?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Nah, just my mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Your family + ex are some kind of Channel 4 documentary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I know. Everyone was so normal until I was about 18, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Morning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

*waves*
Up with the larks today?
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I'm usually up and about by this o'clock
Rarely venture onto these shores this early though.

So, your car insurance is going to go up Blousie, what do you think about that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

That's ok .
I'll just start driving like a fucking boy racer and see how they like it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I thought you drove like that anyway!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Erm................
might do.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)

For Bonza Boy-Racer Deals
Girls get onto Blousies' wheels!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

yeah, but
I don't drive like a boy racer (on the road anyway) and I've never had an accident that's been my fault in 18 years of driving. Why should I be punished because I share genitalia type with some fucktards? If you tried to do insurance premiums based on ethnicity you'd be fucking slaughtered by the press and anti discrimination people so why is doing it based on sex acceptable?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

'Nig-nogs are shit drivers. 25% off for Aryans'


Get onto 'Galliano's Wheels'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Early contender for POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

oh, well played there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

tying it back in to your question earlier
the Welsh cannot fucking drive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

To be honest I didn't even know women got cheaper insurance than men.
I thought it was just young lads who got blasted with high premiums.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

high premiums DF's semen
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

chortles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I seem to get mysteriously high insurance premiums, given that I have never crashed
people keep telling me it's because I'm under 30, but I'm fairly sure that is also bollocks.

My personal opinion is that the insurance companies just completely make it up on a case by case basis. I recall getting my first insurance and the cost ranged from £460 to about £1500. Fucking stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

My first insurance was £460 then the renewal (without any accidents, etc) was £1200

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

ouch
I need to find out how much it's going to cost to insure my van when I get it...

I feel like I want to use a price comparison website, but I cannot bear to use confused or compare the market as a protest about their advertising.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I used confused.com last year and was confused
comparethemarket was good, I'd recommend them

*stifles urge to type simples*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

You either are under 30 or you aren't.
Why aren't you sure?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

stop deliberately misconstruing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

And lose 50% of my 'act'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

only 50% to go then.
And then these boards will be free of your menace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

it's about 50% less for women then men in the 17-22 age group and across the board it's lower to some degree
Look, it's difficult, because insurance is based on risk assessment, and young men are the most likely to crash. But, statistically, it might well be young uneducated men, right? so why can't I get 25% off for my PhD? Maybe in certain postcodes it's statistically Asian drivers that have more accidents, so how about another 10% for being white? People would go mental if insurance discriminated on intelligence, eduation and ethnicity but somehow sex is OK? Never got that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

If it's men that are being discriminated against it's FINE.
I am more than a little bitter on this subject.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I couldn't agree more
'Positive discrimination' bullshit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah - especially white middle class males who are the real minority in modern Britain!
*ticks another Daily Mail cliche from list.*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Haha!
Fuck the Daily Mail, I'm against all forms of discrimination.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Well said brother.
(Or sister, transgendered individual, or person of undetermined sexuality.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

The sex shouldn't matter! GAH!
You should have said "Well said, fellow human", but then that discriminates against Scientologists. Which I'm alright with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

No - all types must be acknowledged.
It is fascist to deny the existence of other forms of sexuality.
Scientologists - well they should be rounded up and gassed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Just telling it how it is, you couldn't make it up !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I passed my test first time aged 26
I even got the Pass Plus under my belt, but if I'd been packing a vagina instead then I would have saved about 50%. As Vipros said, my initial quotes varied from £800 to £2k a year, on a car worth £3k that was parked in a garage over night in a nice quiet town.
Utter gouging cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

It's not about your car though, it's about the other persons.
If you crashed it into a buggetti or a nuclear truck or something, it'll be alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

insurance premiums
Are based on facts and calculated risks. It has nothing to do with discrimination, it just looks that way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

they aren't based on anything
they are made up, on a case by case basis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

nope.
See above. A range of risk factors which apply to the driver in question.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Of course it's not actual discrimination
I know exactly how it works, but I'm saying insurance companies aren't allowed to use education, intelligence, race etc to compile premiums so why should they be allowed to use sex? it's still unfair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Stop whinging.
Women are discriminated in other things too.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not whining.
I genuinely think it's a very important point. And in most areas (not all, granted, but most) where women are discriminated against they have at least methods of recourse. This has just been an arbitrary punishment for being born with a cock for about 15 years now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

they probably do use ethnicity to a degree.
Just as a contributory part of one of the risk profiles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

they most certainly don't, because they aren't allowed to ask.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

fair enough then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

They just look at the names.
Messrs Singh, Patel and N'kumu are unlikely to be Klansmen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Unless they are under cover as happened in Blazing Saddles.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You're also discriminated by where you live.
Surely this is wrong also?
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Even insurance brokers know the North smells of coal and tears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I will have you know the North smells lovely
without a trace of "jellied eel"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

You can choose where you live.
You aren't born with an address. Also, if the area you live in has high car theft, that's not something you can effect one way or another. Every car is at more or less equal risk. Whereas not all men drive like cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

If you follow this up by saying you can choose your sex now
I think we can all agree the internet has won again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

My back is constantly on the verge of conking out
and its getting fucking tedious! I managed a full 6.5 hours of sleep last night due to it (this is good for me) and woke up bright and cheery, but this has soon faded....

Simon Weston for my favourite taff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Best Taff
Owen Glendower... at least he tried to keep the English out of Wales, Just imagine what England could have done with all those surplus consonants.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Countdown would be unbearable.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

would be?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I like Countdown.
It reminds me of student days and waiting for Rainbow to come on.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Captain Henry Morgan for his services to alcoholism.
And Richey 'Manic' for being the only member of that dreadful band to have the decency to fuck off and die.
EDIT - yes I know this is not the answer to original question.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Their singer is a fucking lovely bloke.
Sorry to be a namedropping cunt, but he is. He also told my mate he'd managed to make it 'up to five wanks a day', which I find most amusing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

*sound of name being dropped*
Is there anyone in music you don't know?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Apart from Kylie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I don't know 'Billy Ray Cyrus' either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Really? Bill?
Top bloke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Terrible coronary issues though, poor chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I just don't think you'd understand

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

have you "known" Myley Cyrus?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

'Five wanks'?
I thought there was only two other members?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

One off the wrist for Richie, innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

wrist bridge
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

lol, lol and lol again

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I really fucking hate the Manics
and in particular their singer's fucking whiny voice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

They have done a few good songs over the years
Too fucking serious though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

they had a few songs with good guitar on them before Richie killed himself
that is as much as can be said for them.

Other than that they are fucking whiny drivel, and I hate them almost as much as I hate U2
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I think the concept of the band was much better than the songs.
They did talk a good game and certainly did look the part.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Look the part?
I was never sure if the fucking dwarf non-swimmer was a bloke or a lass!

They looked like gay bikers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Obviously I was not referring to the 'five-wank' singer...
...or the midget drummer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

So, the cross-dressing giant bassist then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Yes - he looked like a pop star.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

pop star utter, utter cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Exactly.
They are usually interchangable.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Their music is appalling, pompous, pseudo-intellectual shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

The lyrics are dreadful.
Their dropping of cultural references into songs is such a dull formula that they never outgrew.
Cunts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Although it has the worst song title in history
I loved (for some reason) the drumming on "If you tolerate this, then your children will be next"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I think that was also on the worst named album of all time - "This is my truth, tell me yours"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

i would have called it, "This is my anus, show me yours"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

That song's about johnathan king

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Exhibit 'a' m'lud....
"Prosperity - exports for Pol Pot
Prosperity - Mein Kampf for beginners
NatWest, NatWest-Barclays-Midlands-Lloyds
Blackhorse apocalypse
Death sanitised through credit"
I think the jury will see that this is just one example of total and utter fuckwittery and decline the offer to see more.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Morning turd burglers
Pinch, punch first of the month, no returns
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Flick and a kick for being so quick.
Stoppsies!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I said no returns!
duurrrrgh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

*gives chinese burn*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

*wedgies*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

*tells*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Best subthread this week by far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Fuck off you African Bum Cleaner.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

*Nuclear wedgies!*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Hahaha
Sorry to hear about your back, but "making like a beat and breaking" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Am now wondering how Biff Tannen would have got that wrong.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Surprisingly, my back is fine today
It's actually been better than it has in a while since I nealy broke it over the holidays. Everything else feels like shit though, and I'm not even hung over. I'm taking a day off uni and going back to bed.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

My mother's offered to loan me ten grand.
Not sure about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

This is excellent!
£10,000 would surely help you pay off some of the higher rate debts and give you some extra cash a month
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'm guessing that she'll charge you considerably less interest on the return of said loan than will anyone else
and she wouldn't have offered if she couldn't afford it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah but she's a lesbian so it would be 'dirty money'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You don't have to lick it!
Just pay it off!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

In seriousness I don't think it's enough to make much of a difference.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

surely anything will make a difference
even if only a small one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Not if I'm going to go properly bust.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

You are Jade Goody
AICMFP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

*dies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

too late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Tell her to double it or no deal!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Shrewd. Like it. Bit of 'hardball'.
She's not used to 'ball' of any kind these days - I could 'wrong-foot' her, even in her 'comfortable shoes'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Never accept the first offer
get her to chuck in a bunch of daffs and a packet of Quavers and we might just have a deal.

They don't call me "The Rainmaker" for nothing. Or at all.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Try one of this lot to help to maximise the impact of the 10k
www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=free+debt+management&aq=1&aqi=g4g-o1&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=c3be2184899b66ea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Bumhole photos?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

£10k would get you a bumhole with up to 5 objects inserted (one at a time) plus the negatives and model release.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I do not profess to be a financial expert
But, dependent on how happy you are to explain the intracacies of your financial problems with your mother, you could talk to her about where this money would be most useful in some detail and then how quickly you could get it back to her. If you show diligence and a serious attitude towards the problem, as well as illustrating that she's not throwing her money away, she may agree to loan you even more if it would make a difference.

Failing that, kidneys are worth a lot these days.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Sweet talk the old dear into coughing up more reddies eh?
you're one stone cold hustler Darth
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Wooohooo!
I'll call Danny 'the Sniff' and order 9k's worth! Best not go overboard eh?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)