I read that as
BORING LIFE SHOVED IN MY FACE!

This thread is now about making up shit tag lines for films.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The magical unicorns have come back to Earth, and they're angry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

He was tired, DEAD tired.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

god you're shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I would watch this movie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He's a man on a mission, and he's armed with a coissant.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

...but left his 'r' at home.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Accused of a crime he didn't commit, the only way to prove his innocence was to rape and rape again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

This would only work
If the crime was "Cutting off his cock and hurling it at someone".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Milton Keynes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

In the beverly Hills of North London, a group of cavers etc etc.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

In Chompy's basement no one can hear you scream

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Movie voice guy: This summer.
*scene of two 'ordenary' people sitting on a bench*
... long pause....
"I don't even know you anymore"

Movie voice guy: In a world within a world
*scene of two people at a breakfast table*
.... long pause....
*sigh*

Movie voice guy: In a time within a time.
*One of those park scenes where you can see someone walking down, and it's all dark so you can't see very far, just the streetlamp lighting up the person walking down*

Movie voice guy: One man must face his biggest enemies
*Two school girls sitting on a wall*
"Who is he?"
"I don't know"
"He's cute".
"Yeah'."
Movie voice guy: Him self.
*scene of a delapitated Weekest link set with Dearth in the middle*
"I am martin, 32, from.... I don't know anymore..... I was a teclomuications analyist... it all went wrong. this is my story*

Movie voice man: The indi hit of the decade

Tag Line: They called him Martin; They said he was 32 years old; They said he was from Birmingman. The story of how a telecomucations analyist.... Takes On The Ginger Bitch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)