Those medieval blowtorches eh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fuck me, a geek who hasn't seen Pulp Fiction
They should put you in a zoo and find another of your kind to breed with. Whether she wants to or not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

RAPE PANDA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

No I've seen it, I said the same thing to the TV when it was on.
It didn't reply.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Unfortunately for your otherwise well-reasoned argument,
Ving Rhames is much cooler than you, and no-one is likely to take issue with him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

No he's not. Chompy is much cooler than him.
His name is 'Ving Rhames' ffs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

By this reasoning Ving Rhames must be about as cool as Bobby Ball

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Exactly.
Ving Rhames is about as cool as Peter Tatchell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*googles*
*laughs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Don't laugh at Darth's dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Christ, I despise that cunt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Actually, much less so,
as 'Bobby Ball' has pleasing alliteration going for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

In Pulp Fiction,
the phrase is used to indicatate potential torture. Are you suggesting NA tortures a combine harvester?

Why would he do this, please? I don't understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It fingered him as a child turning him into an utter bender
That's Norfolk for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I suspect that had he been fingered by a combine harvester
that more damage would have occurred than turning him into an utter bender.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Little known fact; combine harvesters have massive penises but very slim fingers
He was lucky it wasn't a plough, then he would have been in real trouble
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

And the sixth finger to boot.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Bastard things are everywhere
One day you'll be trying to leave Norfolk and asking no-one in particular, very loudly, why the A47 is almost entirely single carriageway, as you stare at the 17 cars you'll need to overtake to get past some kind of slow-moving farm vehicle.

And then you'll know my pain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Not a lover of farm machinery then, eh?
You must be an ex tractor fan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

excellent dreadful. As per usual.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Morning to you too, mardybum.

(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Me the mardybum?
You're the one being 'Little Miss Misery' over my predictable posts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

That really is
Rejoin The Internet

oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)