i don't know which is worse
the tool that breathes on you and crowds up against you in the tube, or the total wankpot that just STOPS right in front of you, so that you walk into him.

urrrrrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The latter. Hands down.
Never go to Cambridge, they do it deliberately there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

also i am starving
and i think my new (super hot) trainee is terrified of me, after hearing me yelling at the other side on something.

"no, you WILL listen to me, and your client WILL do as i say and pay my client LOTS OF MONEY for the privilege."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You were yelling at the other side?
Get a Ouija board, they're very effective and you don't need to exert yourself so much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

he'll wish he was on the other side
if his client doesn't cough up.

that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

You'll have to use Dereks' Debts to get the money off them

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Nothing sustains an erection like mortal terror.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

you're thinking of viagra
nothing sustains an erection like viagra.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

A friend of mine gave me a pill a couple of weeks ago.
I thought it was either ecstasy or a valium-type downer. Nope. 'Cialis' apparently. Thanks 'mate'.

NB I have not ingested it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

oh you should
it makes for quite an interesting evening...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Poor Monty
all his financial woes and now his mates think he's impotent, too.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

haaaaa
that IS harsh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

:(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Interesting
I bet you'd be terrified if Thatcher got naked in front of you. Any of the Thatchers, in fact.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Pah, I give it a week before you're having him lick your boots clean, like the little worm he is.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

it WOULD make him have to bend down, i suppose...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Have you read this? You should read this, it's great, and you should pass it onto everyone you know, every client, friend, family member and potential lover.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/tube-knob/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

i still owe you something for that
i have an upcoming oxford deadline, but when i have handed that in, you're next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm going to compose something myself.
I'm going to shock the world with a piece on stuff I really like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

so...
music, drugs and/or sex then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

My life as Zammo
By Monty Boyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Or history.
Or art. Or something anthropological. Or to do with language. Or architecture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Or parenting.
Or any number of other things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

So, things you know nothing about?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Basically, yes. I'm going to set up a financial advice column too.
(that's a little cruel, I feel)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Sorry mate, couldn't resist it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I was expect you to submit
'Why blogging is fucking bent'

And the article being just 3 words long.

'It just is'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

If I can't shoehorn 'Kenny Bloggins' into it, I might as well give up now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Now you gotta cut loose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I read the beginning of Tongue Tied
god it was boring.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

The Joey Deacon book?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have to admit I went straight to the pictures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

No hurry =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I keep wanting to write something, went as far as writing up what I had in my mind
Turns out stream-of-conciousness writing doesn't translate well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Oh god I hate the latter.
And big groups who spread out across the pavement and walk slowly. Urgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I reserve the right to tut at those people and poke them in the back of the head
not that I ever do of course.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i reserve the right to smack them across the back of the neck
it's the most annoying thing in the world, without exception and i never ever do it my- ooh! look at those shoes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm sure I do do it, but generally I have sufficient awareness and manners to move out of the fucking way and/or apologise.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Those people are scum. Subhuman scum.
There should be lanes on the pavement like on motorways. Lanes which are too thin for slow-moving twats to spread out across. The obese would have to transport themselves by laser-guided catapult.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

No, that's 'slavs'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)