Nah, omelettes beat hands down.
Cheese and mushroom preferably.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

don't be silly
the best uses of eggs are ones in which the yolk is runny and seperate. So poached, fried or soft-boiled
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Vippers, you are 100% correct

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

This.
But fried can get a bit boring too sometimes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Not had a boiled egg for ages.
*Looks at kitchen*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Incorrect. Fried eggs with hard middles are the bomb.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I'm sorry it has come to this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

the bomb boring lumps of cack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Nah mate, crispy, done both sides, in butter, with brown bits
Lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

ARGH!
Make it stop!! Eggs are NOT crispy and should have no crispy bits!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*BUZZ* Wrong!
The poached egg is a thing of beauty, just cooked and wobbling on some toast. Watch as the yolk is burst, spilling its contents over the bread. Sprinkle with salt and NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

That was like porn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Egg porn!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You, madam, are WRONG!
The only eggs worth eating are the ones with lovely runny yolks. And the only way to eat eggs is to accompany them with hot buttery toast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I want eggs now!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)