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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They were good, I saw them on Top of the Popes.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:33, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Could have only been better if the band in question was "The Mitres"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I think you've done just fine

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
haha
you're puntastic today, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Merci buckets.
I however am feeling bitchy and catty. I will have a warm bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'm feeling really narky

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
-pats-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
-eddie-

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
From the day he was born, he was trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I had to look that up so I lose

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
It's a great film/show/song

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Ever seen it live?

(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
No, I really really want to.
Definitely would dress up as Colombia. Charms is a ready-made Magenta, after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
You totally should
it's a really good laugh.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I only saw the film but I don't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Me too
It was fucking shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'm in a really good mood

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I've stolen your misanthropy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Alright Tanita Tikaram, that's enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
whatever happened to her, eh?
i just remember seeing "twist in my sobriety" on TOTP when i was about 9 and feeling like killing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Ghastly po-faced shitarse she was.
Her brother played a bum-bandit in 'This Life' which was simply atrocious and I bet you loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
never seen it
i have never seen any tv or films
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)
It was about lawyers and was utterly gay.
That witless spastic from 'Teachers' that everyone on here but me rates was in it, playing a total cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Was '30 Something' more or less bent than 'This Life'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
you mean the fit one with the nice arse
who is in "love actually" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Glad to hear it hotstuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I liked it
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'm in pain.
FUCKING KIDNEYS

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
FUCKING KIDNEYS?
'flicking bean' I'll wager
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Annoyed
This is my perpetual state though.

Taking some painkillers?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
It's abating, thank god. This morning I could barely move.
Might take them before bed so it doesn't stop me sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Glad it's getting a bit better!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
hoorah
i have a murderous headache, right behind my eyeballs, so i am also in a bad mood.

let's bitch about some people.

*gazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
'0 unread messages'
*feels left out* :(
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Me too
I call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
sorry
i am still wading through all the valentines gazzes.

i'll aim to get back to you in 6-8 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Oh, rub it in why don't you?
*pouts*
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
somewhere
AA is reading this and his head is exploding at that image
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Swipe LIES.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
i'm sorry
i'm just not THAT much of a bitch.

well, not about "people" anyway. just the odd one or two.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I forgive you -snogs-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
somewhere
AA is reading this and his head is exploding at that image
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Ew.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)
If all it would take to make AA's head explode
is a berk-Lampito-swipe threeway...would it be worth it?

I'm joking, I don't actually have a problem with him...
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I'd fuck you two even if it'd make him happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
interesting
i wonder how much a video of this threeway would sell for?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Hmm, my car needs MOT-ing and I'm going on holiday soon
extra funds WOULD be welcome...
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Haha, cheers!
If only I was gay, I'd get laid way more often :(
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
*Applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I think my follow-up pun is even better.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And I agree.
*Reads the bitchy and catty comment^ and doesn't want to get punched*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Ha.
Don't worry, you're a bit too far awya to be punched.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
LOOK LAMPERS YOU GOT APPLAUSE FROM JEFF

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Nice to know I'm appreciated around here.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Applause from Jeff is not a good thing,
that's like Gaddafi saying you're a good leader.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I bet you highlight jokes from that book.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

applause dog AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I use Bob Martins branded condoms.
There is no dog AIDS in me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
tell me
when does the dog-fucking meme get old? i just want to put a red letter in my diary...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
It's not so much of a meme as a way of life for Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I suppose when he changes his name to Jefftheswipefucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
at least this implies i am not a dog, so i'll take it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Leave the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
for making a better joke than any you have ever made in your life?
seems a little harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Oh /search how I miss you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Ironic title is ironic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
The album's cover was very cheap and thin.
It was all papery.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I See what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Hehe.
Next you'll be speaking Latin, Rite?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
ita vero.
I've got this Pater down.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
floccio non facio

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
quid?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Rem acu tetigisti.
*touches nose and points finger, all while wearing a fetching toga*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Oooh, a new idiom. Thank you.
I'd like to think I was important concerning baptisms, but I'm afraid it's all a font.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

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