Sorry to be blunt.
Cunts - every man jack of 'em.
(Except Eric Cantona and Vamessa Paradis.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Paradis is fucking outstanding.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'd take her up the 'Joe le Taxi'* any time


*jacksie
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Papa?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Your papa used to take you up the jacksie?
Unlucky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Nicole?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Except for Cantona?
You're weird.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I'm with our kid on this one
Genius footballer, but definitely a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Steve Bruce told a good story about him at a talk in a while ago
about his seagulls/trawler conference.

When Cantona went back to training all the Man Utd players were taking the piss and asking him about it. He just smiled and said that he made up something on the spot as stupid as he could and wondered if he could get away with keeping a straight face
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

What amused me most about that was how flummoxed the media were by it
It was fucking obvious what he meant, he just didn't want to give them a straight answer. Although you can understand their being unable to grasp that a footballer could conjure a metaphor. Or pronounce "metaphor"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)