The smell of lillies
When my ex gave birth to my son, the hospital ward was filled with the smell of fresh lillies.

It was a happy time, my son and heir was thriving, me and the ex were proud and happy parents, and we didn't despise each other like we do now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was shagging her the whole time, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Even while she was giving birth.
I imagine you had to switch to anal though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

She 'split' half way through so it was kind of 'a bit of both', really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Great minds...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

oh for fuck's sake

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Was it like that bit of meat on a home-made kabab that doesn't get threaded properly ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Like that, but with more of a 'poo' thing going on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

:(((((((((((((

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

actually
i'd have thought it would be the one time she was split wide enough to accommodate monty and the baby...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

There's no difference after the tearing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You have my deepest sympathy my man.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Really? They give birth for like 8 hours or something like that, sometimes even days.
Didn't you have a pill so you can finish off? Personally, if it lasts longer than the ad break between hollyoaks on C4 and E4, I get bored and wonder off for a sandwich.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)