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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When my ex gave birth to my son, the hospital ward was filled with the smell of fresh lillies.
It was a happy time, my son and heir was thriving, me and the ex were proud and happy parents, and we didn't despise each other like we do now.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I imagine you had to switch to anal though.
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(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
i'd have thought it would be the one time she was split wide enough to accommodate monty and the baby...
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Didn't you have a pill so you can finish off? Personally, if it lasts longer than the ad break between hollyoaks on C4 and E4, I get bored and wonder off for a sandwich.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
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