VANILLA
reminds me of my friend's car after she opened an entire magic tree in one go, it was awful. also the super mobidly obese unpopular girl at school reeked of vanilla and you could smell her coming a mile away.

(irritatingly she is now slim and tall and quite good looking.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wonder where poor smelly girl is.
She had scabs and smelled of wee and talc and cheap deodorant she'd used to disguise the smell. Poor little thing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

there's a book by an indian/english writer called "ishq and mushq" which apparently means "love and smell"
because those are the two things in life that you can't hide.

i quite like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's lovely, and true.
My aunty hates my natural smell. She said it's sweet, but not nice like candy floss or honey sweet. She said sometimes sick people smell sweet.
I used to sleep in her bed every Friday and she said it was quite overwhelming some nights.
I think she just hates me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

rotta
/rottingfleshsmellssweet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

really?
Maybe I'm a zombie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

The man has clearly never encountered 'Hai Karate'.
You could mask the smell of Auschwitz with that stuff.

cf 'Blue Stratos'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

John Paul Fucking Gaultier for 'men' is the most homosexual, overpowering, noxious, begging-women-called-Debbi-for-sex-while-secretly-wanting-to-get-bummed-off-your-best-mate-Dazza tart-spray I have ever had the unfortunate experience of inhaling.
BAN IT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

To buy it in Bristol, all you have to do is go to Boots and ask for a can of 'Bob'
They check to see if you've got SKILL and if you have, they'll sell it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Why's it called Bob?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

After our own, dear, Bobby Pires

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

The footballer or Turdy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I know somebody's missus
whose anus has a slight, but noticeable "mushq".
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Schteve?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)