Have a list Monters
Tomato plants - I grow them every year just for the smell which reminds me of my late grandfather who used to grow them in his greenhouse. Sadly I have to make mine risk the patio.
The aftersmell of bonfire night on a foggy morning transports me back to childhood and the favourite northern pastime of dead rocket collecting.
Freesias - for no other reason than I like them.
Curry - the smell from the New Himalaya on the way to the pub has me salivating every time I walk past.
The smell of rain in the woods where I walk my dog.
Puppies - only dog owners will get this one.anyone who is not pleased by that lovely warm puppy smell is a heartless twunt.
Dewberry bath bubbles by the Body Shop make me think of happier times in general.
Fresh bed linen which has been line dried.
Clean men smell lovely too but sadly I don't know any...

EDIT: I hate the smell of vodka for painful reasons that I cannot even begin to think about posting on QOTW cause I'm just not going back there.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This may make me a cunt
but my family bought a new puppy a few days ago (which I knew nothing about) and when they visited, the puppy smell almost made me sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

ah don't worry
you'll soon get to like it............
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I'm not really a dog person

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Not like our Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I'm sure if I met more women I could kick this dog habit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I may have to ask you to leave team awesome...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

:(
You've ruined my LIFE
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

You ruined it by not liking dogs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

It's not my fault
*slinks from the building*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

aww come back
You can stay. But to balance it out Lab can't be in Team Awesome this weekend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Sorry Labs
I'm definitely taking the deal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Hush you.
Not being that keen on dogs is a valid life-choice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

pft no
wrongy mcwrongerson
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

So why
in satan's name did they get you a puppy?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

scrub that
I just re read your post....getting a little over eager.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:33, Reply)

They didn't. They got them a puppy.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I don't like puppies.
I do like kittens though, they look retarded when they run.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I don't like cricket.
WOH NOOO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I love itAH

( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

can we take point 9 as conclusive proof that AA has a cheesy knob?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

You could
but I have never met AA..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Wow, I read that as BelladonnaAnodine
my eyes have betrayed me. I really am an internet spastic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You really are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I'm sorry, you have been right all along.
*picks up dunce hat, sits in corner*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Your hat's on upside down. The round end goes on your head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Recognising that you have a problem
is the first step towards healing.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Should have
gone to Spacsavers
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Leave the internet
Also if one more person says to be, "woah, that was a bit last minute dot com" I will kill them, with an axe.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Why are you being so mean?
I'm a bit confused dot com about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Sir Ape
I said Spacsavers, not the well know optician.........a little play on words......geddit?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I thought it was good pal.
But I've just proved myself to be a retard so what do I know?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Thank you
kind Turdd
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Missed that...soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm confused.com

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

oh dear
looks like you're "for it"
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

My last request is to compare some meerkats

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

You're toofuckingslow.com

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

At least I don't need to visit wonga.com

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

ah, mean minds think alike

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I quite liked the word wonga
but the bobby that does the adverts has ruined it for me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

wonga.com

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

WeBuyAnyCar..... Err, sorry. As you were.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Hahahaha, I genuinely just burst out laughing at my desk there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

rocket cat

Eee, times wuz 'aard. But we got by wi' the music o' George Formby in uz 'arts, and our catskin 'ats to keep uz warm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

This is funny
my mother insists on calling her lean grilling machine George Formby........thankfully they are removed from the north and do not own either a whippet or pigeons. They have also replaced their coal fire with a bloody horrible electric dimplex affair. So evidence of the north is almost removed............
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

How many metres' walk across a grim backyard is their lavatory from their house?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

They measure it in whippet lengths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

all 5 of them
are contained within their property.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I suppose if you live on a diet of gravy and coal
you need a 'lavveh' every few feet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

lavveh empty KFC bucket
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I already told yer
no coal - they burnt peat anyway...........living in Ireland, it's the most readily available to them.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Poor old Pete.
De little fecker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

That's impressive
most rooms only have four corners.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Ah but puddles are round.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Careful now, with dat dere damp you'll be down with de consumption

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

You can take the povvo out of the North, but you can't take the North out of the povvo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)