I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to fuck off and die
I've been collecting these since 1996, and I fucking love them. Everyone in my family is under strict instructions to buy me a Sagittarius mug if they see one on their travels. I have quite a few duplicates that don't go in the collection, and a lot of 'slight variations' that do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

as long as you don't actually believe in that crap then that's all that is really important

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

in what way is that important?
I once had a personal birth chart done, and was told by family members that it was incredibly accurate. Even the bits I didn't like.

I don't believe the horoscopes in the paper can tell you the future, though.

I also use tarot cards, if you want to heap scorn on those too...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't call it heaping scorn
but they are demonstrably bollocks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

heh, this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*CLICK*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I think the thing with tarot cards
is that when you use them, you are basically meditating. Whatever you think they're telling you is what your intuition was trying to tell you anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

So really, if you were a rational human being,
you could just have a bit of an old 'think' instead, and stop wasting your time with silly pieces of cardboard that do nothing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Yes
However, most of us aren't rational beings, and sometimes the process can be interrupted by lots of things. Stress, unwillingness to face inevitable facts, distraction by shiny objects...

cf. male potency
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Actually he just doesn't love you any more. He's knobbing Happybara's missus on the sly.
Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

is it because my arse isn't musky enough?
or because it's too musky?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It's a 'thigh thing', he tells me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Don't go applying tags like "rational human being"
to people who use tarot cards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You're a Sagittarius?
No wonder you're so lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's true
I am lovely.

As are you, you big lump of womanhood, you.

*ensnuggles*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)