Alright Club Big Bird and the Pandering Club?
Here's JMG.
What developments have been taken to improve QOTW since I was last here?

I've brought a notepad. Put down your third lunch and bring me good news. I've no time for continued failings and fat kids at the QOTW end of the b3ta playground.
86th caller to claim to have been in the armed forces wins tickets for Springsteen.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're not going to get 86 replies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I picture you stamping your foot as you say that.
I'm worse than Hitler.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I'm very angry online,
I think I might have to comfort eat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Stop bullying BGB.

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Totally replying

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Popular b3tan Wormulus!
This thread just marched past the usual levels of QOTW (lies and tantrums) and in to one of the greatest QOTW's ever had.
Well done, Wormulus.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Thank you for your kind words J Dogg
Although I'm not sure I'm particularly popular on /qotwhales at the moment, what with there being a war between them and /talk.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I don't think most /talk users know /QOTW exists.
I've certainly helped bridge the boards, though.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I for one salute the good work you've done
You've allowed Chomp to become popular somewhere.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

er
where, exactly?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

So cruel.

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

i think you are confusing "cruel" with "accurate"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

YOU
you're a baby lawyer. you could probably do some of the work on my desk. i'll pay you £4 an hour to do this research for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Is it criminal work?

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

no.
just criminally dull.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

What's wrong with commercial L&T?
Oh wait, ....
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

hey
some of it is resi, and some of it is even MIXED USE.

sexy times, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Fucking shit leases, AGA's, assignments, variations, surrenders, consents blah blah bollocks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

it's like you're in my office
looking at my workload
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I don't miss it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

i'd happily share it with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I dunno if you do planning stuff, that can be fairly interesting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I don't think I'd be much use to you.

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Last time I saw you
you were helping an incontinent teenage boy by Euston Station.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Helping him how exactly?
Hmmm?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

He seemed to be relieving him of some milk via the front of his trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

That's called splunk I think.
I shall consult sex edu comic.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I was wondering JMG
Is there anyone outside their own that QoTW like?
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I have a feeling the vast majority would shove a "putting out" Jessica Biel out of the way to get to a Red Dwarf convention.
Then say they did both. In army fatigues.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I bet more than one of them have spilt their seed over posters of Gillian Anderson
and then claimed to have had 'full sex with a woman'
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I had to google that name.
Plump, ginger bird?
Ohhhh QOTW.. :(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

You want attention seeking and pandering?
Look no further than here: myexboyfriendscloset.com/
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

SUMMARIZE THIS, INTERNET!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

oh JMG
*sadly shakes head*

summariZe?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Is, I'm afraid
Techincally the correct spelling, though modern usage permits both.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:52, Reply)