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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd advise against it
It contains discussions of football, FHM, Star Trek, Sex and the City and is largely fucking tedious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
All four of those subjects make me roll my eyes and sigh loudly

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

eyes foreskin stick a lollipop stick down my japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
It wouldn't be so bad if he at least took the lollipop off first...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
No sense in getting too warm down there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I only do this in winter though
Wasp stings on the bellend are not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Ah, but if you left the lollipop on
and stuck it in the other way up, you could pretend your penis was a seal balancing a ball on it's nose!

I think I need to go home, my brain's gone weird...
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)
...and shout "Arf! Arf!" as you clap your balls together?

Yes, I think you might need to go and have a lie down.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Yes, see?
You have exactly the right idea. I agree wholeheartedly with both parts of the above.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
'Both parts' being 'both statements,'
or 'both testicles?'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)
No.
the bit about the balls and the bit about having a lie down.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Oh.
I was hoping you might set me up for a particularly poor joke about "talking bollocks" there. Never mind.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Sorry.
As I said: brain has gone weird and apparently slow too. Do feel free to make a terrible pun if you so wish though.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Yes it has

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

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