I'm here at the minute
And I'll probably be back on here later too.

But it's Friday night and that means.... 'Pub O'clock!'

Why not go to the pub Crunchy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

not sure going on my own would really
be that entertaining. I've never been to the pubs within walking distance around here. I suspect I'd end up in a conversation with some old smelly guy about some old crap I didn't care about while desperately trying to leave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Take a book with you and sit quietly at the bar.
You'll be surprised - Some randoms are quite entertaining.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Are you mad?
It's different for girls.
You can't walk into a strange pub and start talking to people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

especially round here
I suspect the pub down the road is a bit 'local'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Take no notice of Jeff, Crunch.
He'll have you dead in a layby with one sock and no pizza.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

that's a tradition round his way

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Only at Christmas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Aw, the way we all thought it was Ming The Tony-Hartless.
Poor weird git.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

bet he gets shit for that
did they work out who dun it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Well the dutch fella from next door is still in custody

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

hahaha
*Steals sock*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

as I said down there
our team is basically me and mr b3th.

Last year he took his daughter away for the weekend for her birthday, and I had to do the quiz by myself. It actually turned out to be two quizzes, because the cats' protection league had asked our landlady to do a special fundraising quiz for them too.

At the first one on the Saturday night, they all whispered about the poor girl on her own and told the landlady they felt sorry I was on my own. She told them I was fine, and indeed I was - I fucking walked it.

Won the Sunday quiz all on my own as well.

/croissants
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

yeah!
that's cool, our team don't know enough about sport (modern or historical) or bodies of water to really get a chance of winning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Ah yes but that's your local and you know the staff, and it was a quiz.
Imagine a gal just walking into a random pub and sitting at the bar reading.
They'd be like shit to a blanket!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I've been in strange pubs on my own before
as long as I've got a book or a DS or something, I'm happy to sit by myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

How do you get rid of cranks?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I have a death glare
and I'm unattractive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Er, I've seen you, you mong.
You'd be pounced on in Liverpool.
They must be right miserable where you've lived.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

for some reason
I only seem to attract lecherous old men. Obviously, I tolerated one of them enough to marry him, but the rest of them can fuck off and die.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

They're mostly what I get.
Or creepy younger men on the interne... OOPS!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

when I was younger
it was boys of dj's age that liked me.

Except that one who thought I was his mum. I must have been all of 20.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Hahahahahaa
I only ever had useless youngsters. There was one older one but he was the most childish ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

to be honest
I was a spectacular failure with any kind of men. Explains why I ended up married to the first one that came along.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

hmm I suspect that is a lie
I've been quite disappointed at all the pretty b3tan ladies. I felt a bit like the token munter at the last bash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I haven't seen you,
so you might look like Bernard Manning, but I doubt it because pretending/believing that you're a minger seems to be a common trait of b3ta girls. Not me. If I was chocolate I'd eat meself, which is funny because I'm nowt special at all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

nope
but it turns out that that seems to be a common trait. There's no way I'm going to be able to pull at a bash now :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Why would you want to pull from this murky little pool ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I no rite!
I mean, what sort of saddo pulls some desperate bloke off the internet?




_{apart from you and me, of course....}
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

'Zackly, sis.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Why would you want to?
People from the Internet are weird.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

people in real life are scarier
plus, I need all the help I can get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Let people talk to you.
If Crunchy thinks the people she is chatting to are weird, all she has to do is tell them she is a LARPer and I'm sure they'll fuck off straight away!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

dirty old me will just assume it's
kinky dress up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)