our quiz team, which consists of me and mr b3th
has the name 'b3th's real name' and 'mr b3th's real name'. Inspired.

A new quiz team which has arrived recently in our pub have an interesting system. They pick three random numbers - the first is the number of the shelf in the pub's library corner. The second is the number of books along. The third is the page in the book. Then they use the whole of the first sentence on that page.

Last weekend their name was 'Idly, she turned the page'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We had TWO teams called Gadaffi Duck last week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

ooo I like that one
So, do you set the questions, or just read them out?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I mostly just read them out.
If it's a special one like Hallowe'en or Australia day I might set them.
But they hate it when I set them. "Who saved Lucy Robinson's life by giving her a tracheotomy on the kitchen table?" and it's about 15 years before some of them were born.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Dr Clive!
I had such a crush on him, even though he was a ginger. In my defence, I was only fourteen.

I was well gutted when he nobbed Paul Robinson's girlfriend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

haha
and that's why you win quizzes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

it's also why I have no social life and very few friends

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

There was only one person in the whole pub who knew that.
You'd have got a jelly from me.
I give clues like "She was born the same year as my Grandad. The dead one." Or I whistle a musical clue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I want to go to one of your quizzes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You should. It's a laugh. Not a very quiz-respecting quiz.
Whenever I read "one and four, fourteen" during bingo, two lads shout out "Roman Polanski"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

You hand out jellies????
You'd be fucking popular in Paisley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Haha not those!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

The jellies in Roota's part of the world are temazepam

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I think b3th means the same

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

that's what they are in Paisley too
you spacktard
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Well why the fuck would I know what the mean in Paisley eh?
Stupid-kidney-shaped-shirt-design-place-name.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Was that was after she was stung by a bee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It was definitely the first of the three Lucys
the ugly one with the adenoids.

Neighbours seem to like having ugly kids who are then replaced as soon as they need the character to have a boyfriend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

What were the twins called? Paul Robinson married one of them.
I think the other one had a wonky mouth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

In real life they were Gail and Gillian
(pronounced Gillian not Jillian)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

they had a single too
I don't remember it, but I assume it was shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Me neither, but they must have been in Smash Hits
because that's where I remember the name fact from.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I remember that they both had hard Gs
Gilly-ann, indeed. Actually, mr b3th's brother Geof gets called Goff.

That was of no interest to anyone. Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Round here you get called Goff if you're wearing too much eyeliner

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Caroline and Christina
The latter is supposed to be the mother of that kid with the wandering accent they've got on at the moment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

YASSSSSSS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So, Paul Robinson, a dark-haired chap
and a brunette of Italian descent had a son, who turned out to be startlingly blond witha weird Scottish accent.

Obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I haven't seen Neighbours since 2005

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I hear that it's got a bit surreal and melodramatic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

it's largely shit
but I still watch it every day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)