Right, question people
what do you do when your 15 year old cousin has photos of her up on facebook wearing a bra and hotpants, drinking what looks like a cocktail and smoking a dooby.

I don't want to be all sanctimonious, I was drinking and smoking at that age, but getting photos of you posted on facebook is pretty stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:29, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tell them exactly that Al.
Point out to them that you were also wearing a bra and hotpants when you were 15, and you enjoyed a cocktail and occasional dooby, but you took care to keep this secret.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Inform the police and your MP.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Oh god, kids these days.
You should post her picture here, so we the sweaty-palmers can decide if they really ARE out of order.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I expect this kind of thing from Jeff and Psychochomp
but not you Roota. Not you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I live alone!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

You're a crazy cat lady and we all know it
alone, my arse!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Tigger here, he really is a comfort
www.milkandcookies.com/link/65807/detail/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Could be worse, I suppose.
You could be a crazy dog lady.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

There was one of those where I grew up.
Mrs Watson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

That's a bit strong.
Chompy, maybe. But not me.

(I may revise my stance on this if the picture includes a dog)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Well, she looks like Al in a bra and hotpants.
Is that not doggy enough?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

One of her friends is fucking ugly
does that count?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Break down the door
Arrest her, and show some police brutality.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

She lives in Australia.
It's a bit far, and I'm a bit tired.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

You're showing no commitment to straightening her out here
Poor show, 1/10 for effort.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Are you close?
Could you tell her she should hide stuff before she gets into trouble?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Silly Roota
We are not close to Australia
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Doh!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Close?:
He said she lives in Australia.

Christ. Don't you listen?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I just sent her a message saying she should at least untag herself
I like to think we're reasonably close. I would like to be closer, but as I said she lives in Australia, but I lived with them for a yeah when she was 7 and I've stayed in touch and she came to the wedding.

She's supposed to be coming over to the UK in April.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Bert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I thought that...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)

There you go again
lowering the tone.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

You've done all you can do.
Grassing her up or telling her not to dress like that/experiment with substances won't stop her, but she's got to get rid of the skanky pics.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I don't have a problem with the drinking and smoking,
I'm quite proud she's following in the family traditions (started by me)
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Hahah, fair dooz.
But keep an eye on her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I think I must have been the squarest teenager in history
Though at least my brother has made up for my abhorrant lack of experimentation.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

He's into all sorts of weird shit
I remember the evening we first met, well, I remember starting the evening. We ended up snorting Ketamine off a hookers arse in Soho and I woke in a flat in South Kensington which appeared to be owned by a minor royal.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I hope at least
it was a male hooker

EDIT: Also, are you calling Roota 'weird shit', or are you just referring to the things he makes her do?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I meant before he met Roota and settled down.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)