Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest,
837,
836,
835,
834,
833, ...
1
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Nipple tongue lip ears septum
And I did say 'tend to', not 'are always'.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:26,
1 reply,
15 years ago)
I've had all those except septum
I thought about it, but my sister just got it done, so I didn't.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:35,
Reply)
I took mine out a few years ago.
And I just remembered, like a tremendous eejit, that I also have my eyebrow pierced.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:37,
Reply)
Never had that
It wouldn't suit me.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:55,
Reply)
It's not a competition.
And you're cute enough already.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:56,
Reply)
OI
Plus, I never said it was a competition, I was just saying I've never had it.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59,
Reply)
Was that an LTI?
Or an Oi!?
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:00,
Reply)
It was an Oi!
But you can LTI if you want.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:17,
Reply)
*leaves*
*terminates internet engagement*
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:18,
Reply)
*sadfaces*
*gets over it*
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:20,
Reply)
You asked me, remember?
Darth can have you.
Over and over.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:22,
Reply)
Pfft, fine
Be like that then. You mardy git.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:32,
Reply)
What, you tell me to LTI, then say that you're over me, now you act like you care?
Either you care or you don't care.
If you don't then fine, I will just cry myself to sleep.
If you do, then let's make it work.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:36,
Reply)
I was lying
Please don't LTI. Let's do this.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:40,
Reply)
I'm all yours baby.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42,
Reply)
Woo!
So, where do you want to get hitched then?
Also, have you any good assets that I'd get in the event of your unfortunate demise?
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44,
Reply)
My house.
My decks, my records, my videogame equipment, my books, my cufflinks and my Fiona Bruce shrine.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:46,
Reply)
Score
I've got two cats and a massive collection of shoes. No incentive for you to kill me :)
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50,
Reply)
Which is of more value to you, the Mo Wax records or the Fiona Bruce shrine?
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:52,
Reply)
In terms of money or sentiment?
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53,
Reply)
either.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:56,
Reply)
Well, monetary would probably be the records
But I'd keep the Bruce shrine forever as a proxy-shrine to you.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:58,
Reply)
That is so sweet.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01,
Reply)
I'm all sweetness and light, innit?
I thought that's why you were marrying me?
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:10,
Reply)
That and the other reasons.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17,
Reply)
Hey!
Like what?
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21,
Reply)
Cute, pierced, redhead.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22,
Reply)
Oh *blushes*
You know my hair colour isn't natural, right?
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:28,
Reply)
I had no idea.
But you look great as a redhead, so it doesn't matter to me.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:29,
Reply)
Are you drunk again darling?
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31,
Reply)
Stone cold sober.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31,
Reply)
Colour me flattered.
You panderer.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:35,
Reply)
You started it.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:37,
Reply)
Nuh-uh, you started it
But I'm stopping it now. We don't want anyone reading this threat to vomit, honeybunch.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:39,
Reply)
Uh, you started it with the marriage proposal.
And if we make people sick then I just don't care baby, not one bit.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:41,
Reply)
You two.
Get a room.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:42,
Reply)
I'm vomiting already :(
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:43,
Reply)
See? I told you we'd upset people
Now stop it, sweetcheeks.
EDIT: Although there's a good chance that Amberl's just jealous.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:45,
Reply)
I'd be less sickened if this wasn't all the way over on the right of the page.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:47,
Reply)
You're right.
You should start a new thread.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:47,
Reply)
She's only human, my little meringue.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:48,
Reply)
I know pumpkin
She just wants me all to herself.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:52,
Reply)
like I said, only human.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:54,
Reply)
Watch it though
If you get fat, I'm totally running off with her.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:58,
Reply)
No chance of that.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:59,
Reply)
Good
I lahve you just the way you are, sweetpea.
(
BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:07,
Reply)
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:00,
Reply)
Stating facts is not the same as pandering.
I notice that the pandatron was absent from when I put you on the same list as Fiona.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:01,
Reply)
You were just being nice to an old lady.
It's not the same thing.
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:02,
Reply)
It so is.
Fiona's older than you as well, so it's entirely the same thing.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:03,
Reply)
*googles*
Fucking hell she is and all. Woo!
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:04,
Reply)
I love googling Fiona.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:06,
Reply)
I bet you do.
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:06,
Reply)
Not as much as she does, the dirty minx.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:07,
Reply)
Was this one taken the last time she had to fight you off.
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:09,
Reply)
I actually find that photo strangely arousing.
It's because I want to find out who did it and kick the fuck out of him.
Then go to her and comfort her.
And she's topless.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:10,
Reply)
Well the old bint is looking good for her age.
*old bint high-fives Fiona*
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:17,
Reply)
She's gorgeous.
Brains and beauty.
And elegance.
Just like you BGB, just like you.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:19,
Reply)
*winks*
(
girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:20,
Reply)
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Pages: Latest,
837,
836,
835,
834,
833, ...
1