All my life I've been good but now.
And iiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiii am thinking What. The hell.
All I want is to mess, around.
And iiiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiII don't really care about.
If you loooooove me, if you hate me, you can save me, baby baby.

I fucking love a new a cracking new Avril Lavign album.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How can someone as cool as you Gonz have such shit taste in music?

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I've noticed that.
The Will Smith fandom is a bit disturbing to be honest.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)

That's just his latent homosexuality bless him.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Maybe just wants to be able to hang on to those ears.
Then ride him like Seabiscuit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
Unlike Fiona, I need my beauty sleep.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Copy'n'paste from a message I sent to some on OKCupid.
I've had an idea for a film for a little while now, since I was about 14 years old, and I was wondering if I could get your feedback on it. It's been adapted over the years, and I'm still looking for funding for it (Will Smith demands $8m for a film these days, which currently eats up 800,000% of my current budget). It's actually two films.

Basically, in it's current form... Will Smith and Jacky Chan are time traveling cops who are chasing Jason Statham throughout history. Jason is trying to re-write history, but it all goes wrong so many times. That's how the common cold happened, he traveled back to the Triassic period and sneezed into a pool of glop. They'll travel back'n'forth but when they come back, things would be different, not necessarily bad, just different; like the Romans never relinquishing power in the renaissance period; Africa becoming a world super-power; Air travel never happening; The Black Plague wiping out europe for mankind. Sometimes there would be positive effects, the cure for cancer or aids being discovered; Women being the dominant sex; world peace.... etc.

There will be two films, the first one will place Jason as a bad guy and focus on Will and Jacky. The second one will be from Jason's point of view, where he's just trying to rectify his original mistake of going back in time.

Will Smith will say at least 5 times "Awww HELL No" and Jacky will rub his forehead vigorously when he bumps it by accident.

So, that is my film. I estimate it'll be No.1 in the charts for as long as that Brian Adams song, I just need someone to write the script, hire the studios and actors/actresses/staff and find investors into the film. They will not be allowed to make a third one.

Anyway, your input into the film would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

Paul.

P.S - I'm very pleased that Warren is back in the 'oaks, I'm really enjoying the power-struggle with Braiden.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I love you Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Brilliant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)

You are absolutely magic Gonz
I fixed the stupid picture things by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

o0o0o0oh ace !
I got stuck home on the tube (a 50 min journey took about double that) and forgot about it. Pleased it's sorted though =)

I'm watching "Rock'n'Chips" at the moment, it's a telly show about the early years of Del Boy and Trotter, it's brillient.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Oh, I saw that
I liked it. I did another post too. I'm like a machine today :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Awesomeness ! I'll give them a read when I had off too bed =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

What's his face from the Inbetweeners stars in it doesn't he?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah
I thought it was quite good. Very sad though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

0o0o0oh. don't tell me, I guess it's something to do with their 'rents and how they ended up with Albert, but don't say any more.
I had a little tear in my eye on the tube today reading Nigel Slater's "Toast", it's what he doesn't say about things that got me, bit close to the bone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I watched the screen adaptation of Toast when it was on the tellybox.
Is the book good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

It's not the best book I've read, but I have enjoyed it mostly. He leaves out quite a lot in the book, eg, they'll be a chapter that'll end with something horrific happening, but the horrific thing would only take up at most two sentances.
I really really enjoyed the film, there is a lot in the film that isn't mentioned in the book and visa-versa.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Let me know what you think of it when you finish it.
I'll be interested to know if it's worth a read.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Will do =) I reckon this week it'll be done.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

You two make me sick.

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

No. YOU make me sick.
*No returns*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I'll fucking well return stuff if I want to.
It's my statuesque right.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

*Fingers in ears*
Blah, blah, blah, not listening.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Ewwww...
wash those fingers.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

*Takes fingers out of ears*
Sorry, did you say something?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)