Hiring tea ladies for our office
This would improve efficiency as we spend lots of time making a brew, thus improving performance and providing jobs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think there is actually a call for having tea ladies with trollys going round the office.
I wonder how much that'll actually cost a day...

Get me some figures
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'd say we lose about an hour a day all told in tea/coffee making
So 5 hours a week for an office of 11. Our company is 130 staff - GO PSYCHOCHOMP!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You're talking just over one WTE a day.
So assuming tea lady is quicker than normal people, and that tea lady is cheaper than the people who go off to make tea.
then I think it actually could work, anything around £300-400 a day could actually save money for the company.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

oh I was going to ask you if you wanted to make a graph for me
If I do are you going to tell me to fuck off?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Depends if the graph is some "hilarious" way to call me a rapist or not.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

*something about standard deviation*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I made a graph about you
I thought I'd analyse the qualities you display on here, plus throw in some projected results for various different paradigm changes. It's a bit big, so you'll have to click here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

*ginger tea lols*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

You're shit at graphs.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I know
But then that was the first graph I've had to make in about 6 years.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

*emails directors*
Dear bosses,

The internet told me to get a tea lady in. Please fix it for me to drink coffee on demand

Love,
Sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Dear Sportscow,
Thank you for your suggestion, we have discussed this question at length and have come to some conclusions:

1: The companies current budget does not account for any new members of staff.
2: A tea lady would not have th proper Health and Saftey qualifications to make you coffe, we would therefore have to hire a barrista as well.

I am therefore afraid to say that your request has been denied, we love hearing your suggestions though so please do send any other ideas that you might have.

regards

The Boss

PS - you're fired
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Dear Mr Sugar,
Since when did you become a director at Fisters? Also, have you seen the shite we have to drink in here? Coffee may be pushing it. More like unidentified hot black liquid

Love,
Sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)