hold on
I've posted the most?

fuck.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good work on mitigating the damage, there.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm pre-occupied with mitigating the damage of telling my mrs that if she can't bring herself to do some exercise
that there isn't some magic solution that will make her do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Just tell her you wont marry her if she's fat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

yeah, that'll really work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I thought she'd lost a shit load of weight already?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

wiggy told me that a long time ago.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Tell her my sad story.
I like beer and cakes and don't like exercise and now I'm a big fat cunt that nobody will sleep with. Especially my partner who is now so revolted by my Baron Harkonnen-esque appearance that it takes all of her remaining willpower to not projectile vomit whenever I waddle into a room, and only stays with me out of pity.

Then look at her meaningfully and say you think you're getting a slight gag reflex.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

she'd probably send him to DF
and ask him how he overcame his gag reflex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Rigorous, dedicated, gruelling practice, I expect.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)