Saturday
I posted three other things at the same time and everyone else got theirs yesterday...

Why the hell are you at work so late though?!
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

stupid london post!
if i told you, you WOULD die of boredom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Well, hopefully you will have something to look forward to when you get home...

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Have you sent her a man?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

No. A dvd and a surprise.

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

A suprise man?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I don't think I would want a man
by the time he'd been through the postal system. So no. Something better than a man.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

i've been out with a couple
who would benefit from being pummelled flat enough to fit through a letterbox
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

To be fair
A man sent through the post would be well travelled and able to take a bit of a battering.

/Reverse domestic violence lols.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

just texted the flatmate
she tells me there is a package!

hoorah, thank you SO MUCH in advance. i will have to think of something equivalent to send...

*plots*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Haha, no worries love!
I hope you enjoy it and it doesn't look too much of a budget copy.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

i am sure it will look brilliant
i am very excited about this, been dying to see it for ages!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

It's a really nice cute little film
I enjoyed it a lot more than Up, which made me cry.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

OH NO!
i've not seen "up", do i need to avoid it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

It's a pretty good film
I doubt it would make kids cry, but it had me all watery eyed and trembly lipped in the first 10 minutes, and I don't normally cry at films.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

i only ever cry at anything to do with animals
people don't bother me at all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

A package
on INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!

Please let it be a deep fat fryer and ironing board!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

what,
so we can deep fry your/jeff's head and iron your withered little cocks?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I have always wondered what a scrotum would look like if you ironed it
apart from burnt and sore, anyway.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Oh, now that's not fair.
I haven't once made reference to your massive norks and 28/7 working day on account of the occasion of today being all about wimmin and stuff. No, siree.

This is a joke, like on Top Gear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

shush it and hand over the scrotum
berk has a fantasy we need to fulfil
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I wouldn't say fantasy
more idle curiousity. Testicles are such odd looking things, and they're clearly made out of spare elbow skin.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

my friend's bf only has one testicle
the other is fake. she is desperate to know which, but can't bring herself to ask. apparently they both feel like "squash balls".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Hahahahaha
aren't squash balls fairly hard though?! I'm sure that's not a good way for a healthy testicle to be.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

and quite large for a testicle
was my own thought on the matter!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I have done the whole self examination thing several times, and found lumps.
Each time I have been referred to hot female doctors. This is not necessarily a good thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I imagine there are both pros and cons, yes.

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Pros: Hot lady doctors..
Cons: Hot lady doctors. Trying to wriggle out of your trolley in some kind of dignified manner on a horizontal bed is not easy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Look, berk is about 200 miles away from me.
If I hand it over, it's gonna go dryer and wrinklier. Also, I'll probably forget to to put a stamp on so she'll have to pay the postage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

it's worth it
she says, darkly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

do you know how much rather
i would have what berk has sent me than one of those hairy-toed, smelly-arsed feckers cluttering up my flat?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Lots more?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

yup
a LOT more!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Have you been sent Gonz?
*Cheeky edit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)