I think I'd prefer to have a dick.
But then again, having boobs is good times.
*ponders*
*carries on drinking champagne*
( wanderlust, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I assumed that if you were a woman with a dick
that you'd also have breasts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

This is true.
I suppose you can give the woman a penis, but she'll still be void of a brain :(
( wanderlust, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

yeah, but breasts.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Don't be silly - penises come with a brain attached
(Where do you think we keep ours?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

She's got a dick, it used to be Montys, she wears it on a chain around her kneck.
He said she shouldn't do it because it'll give her terible back problems carrying that weight around her kneck but it turns out that it's actually holo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I am lost for words.

( wanderlust, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*worries if this is a bad thing or a good thing*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You have champagne AND breasts at 11.30?
It's going to be a good day, isn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Yeah, she isn't seeing Monty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I have champagne. breasts, roses and chocolates.
I am having a rather jolly morning.
( wanderlust, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Needs more croissant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I shall nurse my hangover with croissants tomorrow morning.

( wanderlust, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

A great plan I feel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I'd pick the boobs option too, probably.
After having some Michael Jackson-esque alterations, it might be fun self-administering a titwank.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Would that not be logistically even more difficult than autofellatio?
Plus wouldn't it add to the already horrendous feeling of shame when, if you were to achieve such a feat of self-contortion, you ended up with a faceful of your own foetid ejaculate?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Shame?
more like VICTORY
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'd actually run a lap of my house in celebration.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Careful not to slip in any splillages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)