This.
If I was minted I'd do a ridiculous amount of things people would find abhorrent. I'd build a statue of myself out of marble for starters.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've always wanted a full size replica of Stonehenge
but with the stones replaced with statues of me, either with hands stretched out above me for the verticals or reclining langorously for the horizontals
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

This is the most bizarre fantasy ever

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'd call it Smughenge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

POTD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You've just repaid in kind
for that officelol earlier.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Brilliant!
*click*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

You are Nani
aicmfp
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)