I'd buy three or four of you
To wade into every argument in which someone called me a bender and call them a MUCH BIGGER BENDER

I would spend my days starting arguments and then relaxing to watch the ensuing carnage with a whisky and a grin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I refer the honourable gentleman
to the conclusion I drew the other day, viz. that you are a raging muff hound
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Sorry, are you talking to me?
The "honourable gentleman" bit threw me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

muff chuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I'd pay you £10k to change your middle names to "thirty two telecomunications analyist from" and your last name to "Dunstible"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Make it £50k and you've got a deal

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

You really going to turn down £10k for that? Seeing as you're negotiating, I'm upping it to a contract that you can't change it back before there is a new head of the british monarchy

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Done
The Queen is blatantly going for Victoria's record and will therefore cark it in 2016
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)