I'd push back women's lib by 100 years
Simple maths shows that britain as a country was more successfull before women turned up being irrational and having their periods all over the place, rather than staying at home making my dinner.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*awaits suffragette mob with flaming torches*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

*fluffs in preperation*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*appears*
*lights torch and sets Nakedape's dinner on fire*
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Joke's on you, I was having flambed brisket for supper!!
Victory is ours chaps! To the Sheds!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

*waits for Nakedape to go in shed*
*sets shed on fire*
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

haha!
Fooled them again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Silly women
'Know your limits'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

*watches nakedape scream for mercy from shed window*

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

*toasts marshmallows on shed fire*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

*carries out heavy objects that she wants to ged rid of all on her own to throw on fire*

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

The bodies of the other men?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Mostly bits of wood, old electrical equipment etc
I figure the explosion from the electical stuff will cause the most damamge.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

*stands back*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Silly pretty lady, my man shed is fully equiped for any eventuality including
firebombing by hippies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Suicide tablet?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Fireproof bee keeping suit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Doesn't protect you from smoke inhilation.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)