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*adopts Ethal Merman pose and sings*I JUST WANNA BE MEEEEE!
How would you change if the constraints of social acceptability wasn't an issue?
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:19,
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I'd quite like to be able to jump in puddles and kick leaves and play on the swings without people looking at me like I'm some kind of autist.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:21,
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We're not allowed on the swings : (Cause we're grownups.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:22,
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Really? I never realised, is it poor ettiquate if I go to one of your 'swing parties' but don't bring along a female partner?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:26,
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I went on the swings last weekend.I AM A RENEGADE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:38,
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When you're with a child it's not seen as strange as when you go on them alone.(
girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:40,
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Yes, but they all look at you like you're autistic too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:47,
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I'd probably tell more people to fuck offand I'd actually have bought a sword-cane
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:26,
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My father had one of thoseand was genuinely outraged when it was taken off him when he emigrated to England. Rightly so. I'd love one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:27,
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Back when I stillused a cane/ walking stick for walking, I almost bought one. Sadly I couldn't find one old enough to be an antique (and thus legal) and yet strong enough to support my weight.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:28,
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I'm pretty sure even if it's very oldcarrying it around in public is still classes as possession of an offensive weapon.
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no-one would see it though :(and it's not like I'd actually use it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:33,
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nah I quite like themstill given the choice between the two options, I'm perfectly happy with option a) not needing a cane at all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:38,
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This is bloody weirdIf you two are going to have a conversation whilst Al's using that nick, could you wait until I've had coffee please?
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Are Chase and Cameronthe best looking (ex) couple on TV?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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Sorry, no idea what you meanI refer you to my previous point about no coffee
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A night of watching Househas warped my brain
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:59,
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Dammit!I knew I should have recognised the name Chase. When you said Cameron I assumed you meant Dave
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Everybody on Housewith the obvious exception of Taub, is gorgeous, but Chase and Cameron still take the biscuit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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I dunnoI'd go for 11 over Cameron. Or Cuddy, probably, I reckon she's filthy
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This is what I meanthey're all hot
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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I can find no fault with this logicIronic really, Grey's Anatomy is supposed to be the fluffy, girly hospital drama but its cast are (slightly) less attractive
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Yup, you could be done for carrying a concealed weapon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:36,
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No.But moving to England from Canada (where you have lived since you were three and are now 27) is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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I'm no expert on international statutes as regards expatriation of citizens from one country to anotherso I'm just going to assume that you're right. If you don't mind me asking, when did you cease living in Scotland?
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I've never lived in Scotland.I am a Scot in blood only.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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AhIntriguing. So you're an Englishman of Scots-Canadian heritage.
That's not intriguing at all, I don't know why I said that
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Freed from the self-imposed shackles of family expectationsI would have got up to a lot more silliness when I was younger. My best friend 'The Yeti' went off round Europe with a techno sound system ('Spiral Tribe': remember those total tossers?), whilst I got a job and bought a flat. I am unsure as to whether simply doing what the fuck I wanted would have made me happier in life or whether I craved stability having moved houses, schools and towns every couple of years as a child, so my 'settling down' was in fact me doing what I wanted after all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:33,
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That is fucking patheticit's your own fault if you deliberatly hang around with people you don't actually like under the pretence of "friendship", fair enough you have to work with whoever you work with, but if you don't like someone, don't talk to them.
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I'm talking about people I work withWho consider me a friend, but that I'd rather not hang around with. If I didn't work with them/live round the corner from them, I wouldn't speak to them.
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Those are 'associates' not friends, then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:39,
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I have no idea. I really don't. I'm kinda happy being me. In most respects.
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I reckon you should change your moaning about other students enjoying themselvesand buy some earplugs.
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Has that got any betterOr are you still planning on going home for your sleep-fest?
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I do actually. I have my kitty and my doctor who, and I got a lovely package in the mail today which made me smile a lot.
Plus I had my first tutoring session yesterday and it went really well.
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Crikey, you're in a particularly fine mood todayHow's the training going? Do you want to be a Skyscraper or a plane?
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I ran 1.5 miles in fifteen minutes last nightI think that is more than enough training so I figured I would just catch up on my rest before the main event.
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Not bad, in fairnessThe other 11.5 miles will be a walk in the park, everyone knows it's getting started that's the hard part
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Exactlyonce I get going my momentum will carry me the rest of the way.
What's the date again? Early September?
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Oh of course, I remember now.Well that's like months away, I'm pretty sure I'll be capable of running 13 miles by then. When do you have to enter?
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No ideaI should probably find out or something. Also have a sneaking suspicion that I should investigate the Bournemouth competition we went to last year, if it's the same weekend then the two will clash
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Hang on a minuteIf I'm going to keep making myself sweaty and out of breath for the next 6 months I want to make sure I meet that Darth Foxtrot off of BBC TV's "The Weakest Link" for my troubles.
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That's understandableFor your effort I'll give you my autograph for free.
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I'm personally running a marathon too, every time I walk into the kitchen or nip accross the road, I'm just that little bit further along.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:03,
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Pedometers are easily the best way to run a marathon by the time you're 30(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Really?I had no idea, I'd assumed you were the same age as our mutual friend
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There is one built into the Nintendo ©™ 3 ©™ DS ©™ that should be here in a couple of weeks. GLEE, GIZMOS, it's been Aaaaages since I bought something electronic gadget wise (mostly 'cus I have every gizmo'n'gadget I want more-or-less).
It's quite cool actually, the more you walk around, the more 'coins' you collect, and you can spend them in-games for upgrades such as new costumes for your characters.
Is anyone else here getting one? What games are good for the DS? I want games I can pick up and drop, such as on the tube, rather than games you have to spend hours playing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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I'd stare at hot women a lot moreI like breasts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:46,
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I assume you're all expecting me to say something about how I'd be much more camp, or actively bum men in the streetbut I think I'm about as girly already as I ever could be. I'd quite like it if being friends with a human female didn't automatically trigger the assumption in other people's minds that the two of you are having a sex affair
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You're such a 'gay best friend'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:50,
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I know a lot of my female friends regard me as suchI have created an extensive mental database of their bra sizes so as to retain a slightly pervy heterosexual element to these friendships
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^ This.My best friend is a guy, and so is The Housemate, and the local gossips still assume I'm fucking them both.
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After I come and have a pint in your pub in August,they'll assume you're fucking me too. No smoke without fire, an' that
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They seem to have great difficulty in realising that I just prefer hanging out with guys.(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Well if they're going to ASSUME we're shagging...you might as well... y'know...
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Ooooh, I'm very excited though.Now I need to figure out how to tell Pub Husband the good news. I am considering standing under his window with a boom-box playing the theme tune, with 'April 23rd' written in candles on his lawn.
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SweetMental stalkerish, but sweet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:09,
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Say Anything lolsIf you did this to me I'd probably ask you to marry me. Just to warn you.
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Well it's a good job that nobody in the world owns a boom box any more.(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Holding up an iPod and portable speakers probably won't have the same effect(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Dammit.Oh well, I'll just post the link on his Facebook then. That's almost as good, right?
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What happened to kids listening to music on their phone's speakers? You don't eve get that anymore.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Yeah you doAlthough I will admit Norwich is some way behind the rest of the country. Anyone want to advise me on what trends I can expect to see in the next 6 months?
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Electricity and the fact that the Earth is not flat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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fire, the wheel, possibly three crop rotation system(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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That's just sillyNorfolk obviously leads the way in crop rotation matters. What is this wheel of which you speak? How does it relate to animal husbandry
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you heard wrongthat was *cousin* rotation schemes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:36,
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I'd read it was starting on the 26th MarchWell, that's shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:04,
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IMDBAlthough it's now changed, and is saying that the series will open with 2 episodes in 2 days...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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Must admit, it does look rather ace...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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Amanda Palmer rape song sig lolz(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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Nah I like most of the songs on her albumJust wish she'd shave her fucking armpits.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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Sorry, I should qualify hereI've not heard her solo efforts, which I hear are good. However, at 6th form, the arseholes in control of the stereo in the common room had Dresden Dolls on a lot, and they were never very good, so hearing them every day rendered them fucking shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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Her solo stuff's worth checking outI like about half the songs on the 1st Dresden Dolls album, but only recently started listening to them.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:36,
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She's selfconsciously tryingnot just to be a standard pretty gothy girl. I think it's quite cool
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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Because it's gross!Ewwwww! *dry heaves*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:40,
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She flashes her pits in practically all her videos(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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Lots of armpit hair on a girl grosses me out a littleThe rest I'm fine with.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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The point is thoughshe's not caring about whether people find it hot or not. She doesn't care that most people don't like it. She's taken the option (that most men take as well) of going 'fuck it, it's hair'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:42,
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That's all well and goodAnd I stand by her right to do whatever the fuck she likes, but EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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To be honest I'd be happy with men shaving under their arms too.(
girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:53,
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I'm exactly the sameI don't like it personally, but the reaction seemed a bit extreme.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:55,
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I did my packing this morning.15 outfits and 7 pairs of shoes is perfectly acceptable for 4 days away, right?
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But... I like shoes.Black flat boots, red DMs, silver ballet pumps, brushed gold ballet pumps, Black sparkly stilletos, Black heeled boots, flocked stilletos.
It makes sense.
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I'm sure that in conjunction with the various outfits you have planned it doesSurely your luggage is going to be bigger than you
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There is a distinct possibility that it will.Should I text him and warn him that I'm bringing a suitcase?
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I applaud this complicated strikethrough(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:07,
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It would probably help if when you became friends with a womanyou didn't also start having a sex affair.
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I'd ask for money back off mates instead of leaving it. I have real difficulty in asking without looking like a tightarse. Although in my opinion you shouldn't have to ask for money back off mates, they should give it back to you themselves without having to be pushed for it.
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Those aren't actually friendsbut for once I agree with you, I don't loan people money for just this reason. The most I will do is buy tickets for concerts as I have no problem then asking for money for a specific thing.
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Don't get me wrong I'm happy to lend people money that I know I'm good with regards to getting it back.For example in town yesterday morning my mate left his wallet at home, so I bought the pair of trainers he was after for him. Being honest I'd forgotten about it by the time we got back to the flat but without even thinking he gave me the cash. I'm fine with people like that. It's the people who begrudge giving money back I hope die.
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You should nick yourself some different mates.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:52,
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Don't ask for your money back, Just ask if you could borrow some money from them, and don't pay it back.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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I'd duff up NakedApe in the bogs every lunchtime.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:52,
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Actually if I could relive my school daysI'd love to be one of the kids who was feared for duffing up other kids.
Trouble is, all those kids were fucking spastic retards who are now on benefits, so I guess having a brain probably won out in the end.
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I bet you got duffed up every fifteen seconds.By girls.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:01,
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Sorry, couldn't help myself
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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You're right:(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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You and whose army?The Wermacht probably
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:00,
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I'd probably end up looking like this woman.www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4786930/Worlds-most-pierced-woman-adds-to-her-collection.html
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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Her face reminds me of my doctor's fish tank.It may be the coral colours and the treasure scattered around.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:02,
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That is a face of a women who's quite clear that she never wants to get laid ever again.www.google.co.uk/images?q=Elaine+Davidso&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1816&bih=955
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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I would alsoCall people out on rudeness more often, instead of just accepting it and being silently angry. Or bitching about them online.
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I'd swear more in inappropriate places and situationsjust for laughs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 8:55,
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Morning mateI ran 7k whilst watching the first half of Spurs v Milan last night.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I drank a bottle of wine and ate cookiesI win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:03,
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I am also going to the pub tonightMy reasoning for this is when I start running I will burn more calories due to carting around my massive kite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:05,
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Come on, me and Darth have totally started our training regimesI'm not having you go to the pub when I'm going to be at home eating Fish and Chips.
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OK, I'll also eat fish and chips before going to the pubSheesh, this training is hard work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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I've got dancing and another run planned tonightso I can really give you two hell about your laziness tomorrow. I fully expect this to really bother you
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*quakes with fear*I shall now have a bacon sammich in the morning in protest. After all, this is what this thread is about
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:11,
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I'm going to have a really gruelling holiday in germany next weekI fully expect this to result in a 93% increase in my fitness and a 276% increase in my sausage consumption.
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You two are about as useful when it comes to motivation as the Pope is at Roller DerbyIn a strange way it makes me want to work hard and get thin so I can rub it in your faces but you still won't give a shit, will you
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We are too fat to give a shitWell, Al is. I am simply slender by design
/smug
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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Maybe if you started literally giving a shityou'd be less fat. I for one quite like the idea of being able to drop a stone with a single, lengthy effort. Pregnant women do it all the time.
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I don't need a shit that much(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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Would you two like to tell the group anything?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:43,
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I know without clicking what that video is!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:05,
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I'd bollock dog owners for letting their animal foul the pavementsame goes for people who spit in public.
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I fucking hate people who gob on the streetUnless they're jogging. I'm prepared to accept that when running sometime you do need to gob occasioanlly, as long as it's in the gutter.
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It is vileI won't let myself do it while running for a couple of reasons. Firstly, it's grim and secondly in case it goes wrong and I end up dribbling on myself.
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I've never felt the urge to gob while running.I must be doing it wrong.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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Eugh, it's disgustingBy the way, your choice of name and sig today is excellent.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:15,
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pfft incredible cruelty right here(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Are you pointing at your breasts?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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my horrible rightwing breaststerrible lopsidedness
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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OMG I can't believe Al said that(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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You need to even yourself out with some lefty hippy liberalismBGB's a lefty hippy liberal, maybe she can help?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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This would be like some kind of breast magnet(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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And we are but iron filings(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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I don't mind tutoring someone in the ways of peace and love.And hemp products.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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And I'll tutor youin all the wonderful stuff capitalism has to offer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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Yes yes, all goodSkip to the bit where you hug and giggle as your breasts rub against each other.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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I can only assume a right wing tit is white and successfully perkywhereas the left one is rather droopy and hairy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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Or right wing tits are fat and angryWhilst lefty tits are slender and high on life.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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Don't forget the England flag tattoo on the right one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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And the 'ohm' symbol tattood on the leftWhile they were on a gap year in India.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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I'd push back women's lib by 100 yearsSimple maths shows that britain as a country was more successfull before women turned up being irrational and having their periods all over the place, rather than staying at home making my dinner.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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*awaits suffragette mob with flaming torches*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:15,
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*appears**lights torch and sets Nakedape's dinner on fire*
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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Joke's on you, I was having flambed brisket for supper!!Victory is ours chaps! To the Sheds!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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*waits for Nakedape to go in shed**sets shed on fire*
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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*carries out heavy objects that she wants to ged rid of all on her own to throw on fire*(
girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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Mostly bits of wood, old electrical equipment etcI figure the explosion from the electical stuff will cause the most damamge.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:40,
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Silly pretty lady, my man shed is fully equiped for any eventuality includingfirebombing by hippies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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A few more piercingsAnd tattoos on my face and hands. I'd also have my mohawk permanently up, and likely dyed red.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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I'd have my hair dyed againThe only reason I don't do it anymore is because of my job
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*collapses and catches breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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