this morning in our team meeting
we had a pile of the firm branded sweets which are unhelpfully in opaque packets so you can't see the colour (lemon, orange, strawberry, cherry, apple and cola, with the cola ones being prized above all others. people spend hours in meetings trying subtly to work out which one might be the cola one). i plunged my hand right into that bowl and i found that elusive cola prize. and it was sweet. so sweet. like victory and children's tears.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this!
It is beautiful
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

She who dares wins.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

dares sucks off her boss
wins gets to live in the lap of luxury in central london.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

my boss is brilliant
but i am not his type. you might well be, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

He loves the fatties

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

and teh cock
i love him, but i could never convert him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

hmmmm
that bowl my bosses pants cola promotion giving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)