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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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in ordermy phone
a spin dryer
the launderette window
a pack of feral chavlets
a busy road I'm hoping they wander into
a shop selling fluorescent workwear
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:21,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Poirot says....'Lighty is living in a bus-shelter'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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I'm in a launderette you Belgian buffoon(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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I'm slightly more masculine(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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You'd have done better to go with "younger"or "less abjectly horrific"
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"more horrific than Dot Cotton"is surely some kind of nonsense phrase.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:36,
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Like "less funny than Michael McIntyre""more boring than Chompy"
"less popular than Nick Clegg"
I could go all day
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I read that as "a packet of feral chavlets" and thought what an interesting name for a snack!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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alt: poker at the weekendand then doing the double over Arsenal next weekend. I also just booked a room for Blousie's Bash, woo!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:24,
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It'd be like parking your tricycle in an aircraft hangerthat was full of other mens spunk, and AIDS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:35,
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An aircraft hangar full of spunk would be quite a sightin a slightly Ghostbusters 2 way. Assume all the spunk was from gay men. Everyone knows they have pink spaff
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That would explain your comment about giving a pink pearl necklace the other day!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:40,
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Just to return to this point,how long do you think it would take to fill an aircraft hanger with spunk? Cos I'm pretty sure we could sell that as some kind of modern art. Say we put a team of B3tans to work (as if any of us have anything better to do) in shifts around the clock. How long would it take to produce sufficient cock-yoghurt?
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This might answer your question:www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcCYQEKWE0
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Don't you remember anything from school?"If it takes one man approximately 100 years to fill a bath with his own ejaculate, how long would it take the same man to fill a volume equivalent to [some large number of] baths?"
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The average ejaculation is 5mlThe average aircraft hanger has a volume of X, you do the math
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:52,
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Three thingsa) X is not a number, I need to know what it represents
b) In this country we call it "maths"
c) Do it yourself, you're good at this or something, aren't you?
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Additional:You're just looking for an excuse to watch a number of us masturbate, aren't you?
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No, and that brings me to my next pointIn order to fill the aircraft hangar with spunk in time to cash in on its artistic properties before we're all old and withered, it may be necessary, based on the size and capacity of the average human scrotum, to amend the plan slightly, as follows;
+animals
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So, you want to watch us masturbate alongside several tribes of randy chimpanzees?(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
It's at The Staff of LifeWhich Google claims is 20 minutes walk. Better than Hebden Bridge anyway.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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It's on a steep hill. I think a taxi back will be advisable.(
girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:37,
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Local knowledge FTWprobably wisest course anyway, or I'd end up staggering past it in the dark and end up in Burnley...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:45,
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You would say that, you're from BlackburnWhich is of course fucking delightful
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Great.Now I'll be the one that falls asleep early and ends up being drawn on in markerpen.
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Not if I start drinking early enoughThen I can engage in my usual house party routine of talking bollocks quite insistently at someone for a couple of hours before finding a quiet, comfortable place to sit down and doze off.
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I am reliably informed that Monty's was not quietyou were quite comfortable though.
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Yeah, I must admit I'm quite amazed you were able to sleep through that.(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
BEHOLD! The amazing sleeping woman!The ability to sleep anywhere and through just about anything is my superpower..
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