Don't ask these cretins
Answer as always: nothing or a stack of non-second hand CDs. Or nothing. I'll only resent having to make a trip to some charity shop to throwaway more tat.
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i bought my brother a le creuset wok
because it's you and i know you love it when i talk dirty money to you, i'll tell you that it was £140.

it is fucking fit though. i want one, but i already have two woks, and i never ever use them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Ooooh baby, tell me how much cash you have on you (in your purse) right now?

( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

usually nothing
but funnily enough my flatmate and i had a bit of an argument last night because she insists on paying me some rent and bills when i say she doesn't have to. so she gave me a big chunk of cash. then i bought something on the way to work so...

£491.27

since you ask.

if i get mugged on the way home now, i KNOW it's one of you lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

That's enough to buy an old car with.

( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You could almost buy my car 5 times if you take the valuation from webuyanycar.com
bastards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I wouldn't even use them as a means of getting a rough valuation.
Use Carspotter instead, it's closer to book price.

Edit: Plus one of their adverts was filmed in a village close to my house, so that makes their word Gospel, as far as I'm concerned.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I only did it out of interst, a garage had it at £350 about 3 years ago and I'll soon hit 100k miles in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

What do you have, out of interest?

( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

'99 5 door 1 litre polo; she is a beast!
No power steering or central locking, sunroof leaks, one door doesn't open, but apart from that she goes like a dream, she is called Vixen on account of being a V reg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

you need a new car

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

She sounds like a beaut. She's a bit new for the VAG crowd, though =(
You'd get some kid ratting her.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

luckily, most people on here don't belong to the vag crowd
they're mostly in the 'flaming bender' and 'cock-hound' crowd.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

yes
but not enough to repair it, run it, fill it with petrol, insure it.

feck off with your old cars. shiny, sleek, sexy sports cars, that's where it's at.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Sleek, shiney sports cars can also be old.
OK, not for 500 quid, but still.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Are you going to buy yourself an iPad on the way home
Or will you wait 2 weeks for iPad 2 and get the pink one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

gonz has tempted me
but the reality is, i wouldn't use it.

i'm being pampered at the salon all sat morning instead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

If you're spending the best part of five-hundred quid being 'pampered'
Then you've got issues.

Either that, or you're 'Bubbles' from Little Britain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

there is a distinct resemblance between us, yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I want to be somebody's 'flatmate'
*winks knowingly*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Weird that, as I I have £7.5k in my currect account as I was going to buy a car last weekend
but then realised that my driving license had expired a year ago...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

You're over 70?
or do not have a UK driving license.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

No the photo needs changing every ten years, it's been eleven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Does it?
I got my licence nine years ago. I must look into this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

i still have a paper licence so mine doesn't
but if you have the new one, yes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

How come yours is only paper, you're not that old...are you...unless
I have busted your online persona, you are Barry, lorry driver from kidderminster aged 56.
aicmfp
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

The last year paper licences were issued
was 1997.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

i passed on 7 june 1995
it seems like about 2 mins ago. i have seldom been so excited about anything as i was rushing home to rip the L plates off my shiny lovely red beetle (shuddup kroney) and drive it ALL BY MYSELF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah took me by surprise
especially as i had changed the adress on it 2 years ago and thought it wopld therefore reset somhow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

well, seeing as I haven't yet got round to updating my licence with my married name
I might just leave it till next year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

and your caring sibling's suggestion for your constant headache is
erm... nah, I got nothing. Sorry
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

you'll get what you're given and like it
you ingrate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

like it discard it, as discussed above
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I was thinking Ticketmaster vouchers
or something equally non-tangible.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Get him tickets to "Legally blonde"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I was thinking 'Mama Mia'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Or maybe "Love never Dies"
I've heard it's even better than Phantom! *swoons*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Can I have a list of all the CDs in the world that you don't have please?
I should have seaved Puressence for your birthday because I can't top it, but it's before so I'll have to get you CDs. Or more gigs. Or vouchers. Would you like vouchers?
Were you sufficiently impressed with the historic find I made last year?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

you found his virginity?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Haha!
Nope, it was original Erasure sheet music of singles from the 80s and early 90s.
He'd better frame them or something when we move in together, the git.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)