But the brain cannot feel pain as it has no nerves
and drying something out would make it shrink, not swell.

Also, I'm pretty sure it's the fault of Little Brown People who can't speak english.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They're not good role models.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Do you regard the place of the woman in traditional Islamic culture as acceptable?
I think it's barbaric, repressive and backward, personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Oh shurrup Mont.
You're doing my nut in today.
This is a cruel world, and you've brought an innocent babby into it because you're allergic to condoms. Get back on Jeremy Kyle and stop calling us lefties and peasants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

HAHA!
Brilliant. Let him have it Roots.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It really was brilliant, you're right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I think we've just established that I'm left.
*cue hilarious riposte about my wife's breasts based on Monty's inability to understand a simple play on words*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

left = bent
You didn't see that one coming did ya!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

No
No I did not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I should totally do politics and shit, I would rinse PMQs blud
Clegg, you is bent, wot do you say to dat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Ironically
you are making the very same play on words that my original 'wife's breasts' jest was based upon - but you felt the need to 'correct' my spelling, making yourself look like a halfwit in the process.

So yes, I get my own joke from a few days ago. Thanks, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Fight, fight, fight, fight
Shall i call in the secruity?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I think I've missed something.

( Kroney, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Mont V Root

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Don't be daft.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Awwww
*puts book away*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

They come over here, take our jobs
and then give us headaches. Send them back, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

African midgets?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)