I'm struggling to move.
Every time I come home I have to be dragged out of the kitchen on the first night back. So much food that isn't beans out of a tin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Struggling to move?
Are you burried under the weight of a million jackets?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

You think he's going to take stolen goods to his mums house?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I only have two to last me five days, it's gonna be a struggle.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

What if you have an emergency fashion crisis?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

This is a very real possibility.
So I'm going to Holborn tomorrow to buy stuff I don't need and probably don't want.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Good lad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Bless!

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

How's your kid?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)

In my bad books.
I told him to buy me as many tickets as he could for the Arsenal game on the last day of the season, in the hope that Arsenal could still win the title, and I'd keep one for myself then sell the rest on for about £400 a piece. He forgot the absolute swine so I'm having his season ticket whether he likes it or not.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

My mate can't get out of his house because of Justin Beiber

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I saw this on facebook and thought it was hilarious

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

He only wants to go to the pub downstairs!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

What's the story?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Justin Beiber is staying at the Beatles-themed swanky hotel
opposite me mate's house. He can't get out. Wall to wall teenage batter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

hahahaha
I've got no idea who this Beiber person is, I've heard the name but I couldn't pick him out of a line up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I know him to look at.
I heard one of his songs and then forgot it.
Now say what you want but you can't forget One For Sorrow by Steps.
He's a little twat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I assumed he was an actor, not a singer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

He's both*
* but neither. The tit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Hey Roota.
The film 'Scum' is due on ITV4 in fifteen minutes, you might enjoy it from a retro-point of view.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I would, but I have to go sleeeeeep.
Adios.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

ADIDAS
Is surely more appropriate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)