The other one was a bit unwieldy.
So discussion here perhaps.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:37, 130 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm here for a short while.
What pizza did you get, and have you caught up with WR yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Meateor
I am full now. Haven't caught up with WR since no bbciplayer :( got the Breaking Bad TGB sent me though :D
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Why no iPlayer?
And what do you get on a Meateor? (I'm assuming meat).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Lots of meat and stuff
old Flash player haven't updated yet :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Je suis ici

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

hello you!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

drunkdrunk
client was a lovely oaldy but v outspokem. highligt of evening:

"of course you hate your body. why else would you dress it like that?"

howw do gou tell a client to fuck off???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I love you. And your drunk typing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

me tooooooooooooooooo'!
you i mean, nott me. and certainly not my fat0fingered keyboard mashing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I know what you mean :P
I've only drunk played with my baby once so far. And that was to post "I don't know what I'm doing" to facebook and take pictures of Charms with the POLAROID APP
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

i'mm texting my bosss on minw
it seems like a good idea rightnow. maybe won't tomorrorw :(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

send him a cock pic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

i don''t know if yoy have the wrong end of my personal stik
but I DON'T EVEN OWN AN COCK!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

you must have one stored in your phone that you can forward?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

a horrrifying number actually!
butt he'd know they weren''t really mine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

horrrifying sexy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)

both horrifying andsexy
are very relative termss!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Evening
Mr Entity, otherwise known as Liveinabin, has posted on the Main Board.
He's been told to fuck off already, go and say something nice. :)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

naming the other half
kind of blows your signature! how'ss things?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Stuff is good ta
The people I'm hiding from wouldn't find me that way.

As for the client. Just do underhand stuff like making every other word of a letter say 'get to fuck' or something.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

i liKe this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

How's your typing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

more sensible than usual i think!
buuuuut i sense sarcasm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

your spidey sense are correct!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

ok even i can seee my post above is drunken shit
*ninjaedit*

i can spot even subtle sarcasm1
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Evening
tonight I am mainly sulking. How're you?
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

i amm going to refffer you to my post above
thatis how i am.

as ye were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Drunkdrunk?
yes, I can tell. You sound cheery though!
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

i had fun but gott a massive lecture
from an adnittedly veryy attractive lady about having zero self-xonfidence in my looks and how to makee myself sexy to men.

she 'll have ajob fixing THAT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Probably, knowing you
I suspect she was full of good advice though.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
she was alll about the "it's waht they think you've got" school of thought. which workss up to a point but you ahve to believe it yourself i think!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Meh, I know what you mean
it's alright for some, isn't it?
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

EXACTLY!
am eatng yummy white chocolate RIGHT NIW by the way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Drunkenmunchielols

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)

it was
divine. all gone now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)

pfft now that's annoying

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

yes
it'ss half hilarious half annoyig!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I'm so fucking COLD
Also, am worried I've landed myself in a bit of a pickle. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

oooooooh tell us
to qote bagpuss "wee wlll help you, we will help you..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I asked a friend who he was living with next year
he implied he was still living with the guy he's with at the moment. I said "Oh, I think he's living with [one other person]" and he got huffy. And I don't want to speak for him and this guy will get all huffy and might cause tension and it's all my fault!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

meh, that shit happens all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

That's okay
you just said what you knew
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

if the uy didn;t have the balls to tell his mate
he deeserves to have it come out another way. you did nothingwrong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Did you keep the pickle in the fridge before you got in it
Fuck me spellcheck!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

My reply boxes light up
and the body section can be stretched, when did this happen?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

when you smokked that hash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I wish
day off tomorrow and nothing on tonight except crap TV and chatting to you lot...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

chattingcrap to us lot you mean!
this sounded funnier in my heed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

You really are a little wobbly tonight!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

about 7 double voddies
and nodinner makes swipe a total pain in the pisshead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

and you aren't
going to get much sense here!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

nah, don't expect any, not sleeping well at the mo
so nice to have company of sorts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

wot sort?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

internet autism company!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

wowwwwwww
you found just the right spot, oh yes, right there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Go
Me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

"go me" would pronb be better, i really should shut up and go to bed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I was pausing for effect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

your sarky twattishness
should not make me laugh so much
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

7 voddies will do that to you!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

good point
the more i drink the funnier you are!!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

alright Amberl
Your surname's not Loki is it? Only there was a lass with that name on a customer visit a while back who had an annoying habit of intoning "yeeeeeessss" or "riiiiiiiight" in a sarcastic-sounding but (probably) not-really-sarcastic tone.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

thereee's a girl on tv who won't work and "can't be arsed"
to sign on.

can i kill her? please??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Make sure you wipe out any dependents as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

theye are teenagers right now
miraculously for once not grandmotthers yet though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Nah, she'll find a gullible husband she can sponge off.
I understand that's how the aristocracy do it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Yep
pop out a few sproglets and mooch off benefits.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Assuming that by "a few" you mean "twelve or more".
And by "sproglets" you mean "EDL thugs and smackheads".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

accurate though you are, she's a bit toot hideous for that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Some lads will fuck owt wi' an 'ole.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

AYE
bUT they won't marry them. or will they?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Depends how religious they are.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

they'dd have to pray for a miracle to get it up for this one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

In some parts of the country pre-marital sex is still punishable by public stoning, or being burned at the stake.
These are generally the parts where water pipes are still made of lead because people believe plastic is a product of witchcraft.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

you know
with the general hideousness of somme of this country (yes coventry i am looking aat you, albeit with my eyes shut), that is no bad thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Scottish hideous?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

worse
WELSH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Hardly even human

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

"gimme 6"
oh wait. her mother just said "she asks me to borrow her money and then she asks her dad to brorow her money". she doesn#t know the difference beteen borrow and lend, she deserves a mooching daughet23 (so far just sayig she likes to drink instead of work, and sleeps all day. what a bellend)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

My name is darrell and I'm a 32 year old analist from llllleyllwynch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

What channel?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

bbc3
"working girls"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I hate her already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

yesss
if i didn't have reeally loud and emabarrassing hiccups i would be swearing at the tv
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Zara from oxford
Her poor weak parents, death is too good for her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

which of the two fat hideous lazyarsed jokers is worse?
"what do you do with your day?"

"i get up at 1. and that's about it."

WTHHHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I'll go to bed angry now
Maybe I work off some stress, where's AA when you need her?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

shagggging?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

seems unlikely
More likely trekking to the lav at the bottom of the garden
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

as a fellow northerer
i find your racism highly highly hugely offensiv...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Kensington may be North of the river, but it's hardly Berwick on Tweed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

maybe but i was born in yorkshire
and mostly raiised in cheshire with a bit of buckinghamshire in the middle!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Oh dear, well no one is perfect I suppose...
Where in Bucks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

chalfont st giles baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

Rock and Roll
I grew up down the road, escaped now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

where???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Iver
EDIT: which appears to be further away than I remember from CSG
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

haaaa my friend lives there
i worked in uxbridge for a few years, he hasn'ttt escaped yet though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Poor bugger, it was nice when I grew up
Shit hole now, for example My big Fat Gypsy wedding was in the local church one week...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

he moved there through choice
and has chosen to spawn crotchfruit ther. then again it coukd be worse.

it could be UXBRIDGE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

swipe, dear, how much have you had?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

erm.............................
how are yoyu??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

ha.
I'm good ta. At home. doing readings for uni and taking notes while arsing about here a little.
You seem quite chipper.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)

oh yes i an happy just a tiny bit pissed!
how is uni going now??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I like my classes, they're very interesting.
and it's mentally challenging too, which I like. I walked out of chemistry yesterday feeling exhausted but it was worth it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

fab
shows you picked the right courrse for you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I think so yeah.
I need someething hard otherwise I tune out - I found it all the way through highschool that whenever something was too easy for me I just didn't bother putting in any effort.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

yes
you don't respecct if if it's too easy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

exxxxactly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

goes forr relationshops too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

they have shops with relations in them now?
christ, I left england too soon. I wonder if my aunty is in one of them...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

i am soo anal about SPAG
but when drunk i cease all ability t care!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

what the shuddering fuck is spag?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Spelling
Punctuation And Grammmar!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Ah, I see
I thought you were so drunk you couldn't spell "spelling"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

not quite yet!
the dreadful hiccups are sobering me up with pain!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

What's your course?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Biomedical Science. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Crikey!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

yup.
I was really happy to get in. I was originally going to do medicine, but I did a work experience week at an oncology clinic which was very confronting, but I really like doing things like chemical experiments and stuff, so I figured that biomed was a good pathway - cos I can go into pathology with it and work in a hospital laboratory. which is ideal. And people are always going to need pathologists.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

I'm impressed with your vision and drive
I did Geography, because....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

you like maps?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

fancied a stintt of being unemoloyed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Was simply my best A-level
All worked out for the best in the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

furry muff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

If you say so love, but waxing can't be that bad!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

OOOOOOOH how very dare you
i am religious about my hollywood!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Like a bald nun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Bedtime I fear
Night all

Morning Poppet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

morning mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)