Nah, she'll find a gullible husband she can sponge off.
I understand that's how the aristocracy do it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yep
pop out a few sproglets and mooch off benefits.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Assuming that by "a few" you mean "twelve or more".
And by "sproglets" you mean "EDL thugs and smackheads".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

accurate though you are, she's a bit toot hideous for that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Some lads will fuck owt wi' an 'ole.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

AYE
bUT they won't marry them. or will they?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Depends how religious they are.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

they'dd have to pray for a miracle to get it up for this one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

In some parts of the country pre-marital sex is still punishable by public stoning, or being burned at the stake.
These are generally the parts where water pipes are still made of lead because people believe plastic is a product of witchcraft.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

you know
with the general hideousness of somme of this country (yes coventry i am looking aat you, albeit with my eyes shut), that is no bad thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Scottish hideous?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

worse
WELSH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Hardly even human

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

"gimme 6"
oh wait. her mother just said "she asks me to borrow her money and then she asks her dad to brorow her money". she doesn#t know the difference beteen borrow and lend, she deserves a mooching daughet23 (so far just sayig she likes to drink instead of work, and sleeps all day. what a bellend)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

My name is darrell and I'm a 32 year old analist from llllleyllwynch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

What channel?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

bbc3
"working girls"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I hate her already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

yesss
if i didn't have reeally loud and emabarrassing hiccups i would be swearing at the tv
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Zara from oxford
Her poor weak parents, death is too good for her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

which of the two fat hideous lazyarsed jokers is worse?
"what do you do with your day?"

"i get up at 1. and that's about it."

WTHHHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I'll go to bed angry now
Maybe I work off some stress, where's AA when you need her?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

shagggging?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

seems unlikely
More likely trekking to the lav at the bottom of the garden
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

as a fellow northerer
i find your racism highly highly hugely offensiv...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Kensington may be North of the river, but it's hardly Berwick on Tweed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

maybe but i was born in yorkshire
and mostly raiised in cheshire with a bit of buckinghamshire in the middle!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Oh dear, well no one is perfect I suppose...
Where in Bucks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

chalfont st giles baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

Rock and Roll
I grew up down the road, escaped now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

where???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Iver
EDIT: which appears to be further away than I remember from CSG
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

haaaa my friend lives there
i worked in uxbridge for a few years, he hasn'ttt escaped yet though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Poor bugger, it was nice when I grew up
Shit hole now, for example My big Fat Gypsy wedding was in the local church one week...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

he moved there through choice
and has chosen to spawn crotchfruit ther. then again it coukd be worse.

it could be UXBRIDGE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

swipe, dear, how much have you had?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

erm.............................
how are yoyu??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

ha.
I'm good ta. At home. doing readings for uni and taking notes while arsing about here a little.
You seem quite chipper.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)

oh yes i an happy just a tiny bit pissed!
how is uni going now??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I like my classes, they're very interesting.
and it's mentally challenging too, which I like. I walked out of chemistry yesterday feeling exhausted but it was worth it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

fab
shows you picked the right courrse for you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I think so yeah.
I need someething hard otherwise I tune out - I found it all the way through highschool that whenever something was too easy for me I just didn't bother putting in any effort.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

yes
you don't respecct if if it's too easy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

exxxxactly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

goes forr relationshops too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

they have shops with relations in them now?
christ, I left england too soon. I wonder if my aunty is in one of them...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

i am soo anal about SPAG
but when drunk i cease all ability t care!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

what the shuddering fuck is spag?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Spelling
Punctuation And Grammmar!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Ah, I see
I thought you were so drunk you couldn't spell "spelling"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

not quite yet!
the dreadful hiccups are sobering me up with pain!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

What's your course?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Biomedical Science. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Crikey!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

yup.
I was really happy to get in. I was originally going to do medicine, but I did a work experience week at an oncology clinic which was very confronting, but I really like doing things like chemical experiments and stuff, so I figured that biomed was a good pathway - cos I can go into pathology with it and work in a hospital laboratory. which is ideal. And people are always going to need pathologists.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

I'm impressed with your vision and drive
I did Geography, because....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

you like maps?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

fancied a stintt of being unemoloyed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Was simply my best A-level
All worked out for the best in the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

furry muff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

If you say so love, but waxing can't be that bad!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

OOOOOOOH how very dare you
i am religious about my hollywood!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Like a bald nun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)