That is insensitive even for you
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12709598

I'm impressed.

Your weekend plans sound excellent; hoping for a fun day for you all, unspoilt by bad weather, mental mong-eyed women or forrins with flick-knives.

Alt: my Mum. Assuming it has to be one of MY relatives. Otherwise, your Mum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking hell, I didn't realise it was THAT big.
7th most powerful ever, according to wikipedia.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:37, Reply)

But enough about my cock

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Someone had to do it.



(but enough about your cock)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Anyone could've seen it coming



(but enough... etc)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)

This could easily get out of hand
(but enough about my cock)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

This is actually harder to keep up than I'd expected
(but enough about my cock)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:00, Reply)

You've got a tiny, malformed cock.

(but enough about your cock)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood the concept mate
Yes, that's right, I called you "mate". Not only does it imply we're friends but it's COMMON as well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

You're a cock.


(but enough about how you're a cock)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Are you flirting with me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That is amazingly horrific, look at the way it goes over the fields, how it takes just seconds to get from one end to the other....
... think about what kind of speeds require to cover a field that fast, something like a car traveling at 30ish MPH. Look at the traffic outside your house/office, are they going that fast?

Look at the fact that the sludgy rubbal are actually buildings, so that thing has to be at _least_ 3-4 meters high (that's like over twice your height).

Now picture that wall of sludge and buildings coming at you, as long as far as the eye can see, with that mass, and that height.

It's quite awe inspiring when you put it like that. There is also the fact that everyone you know and love are going to get hit by it.

AND, it might delay the Nintendo 3DS, so I'm quite gutted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Is anyone but me a bit disturbed by this?

(insert 'wink' smiley face here, I refuse to)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I NO !
Thing is, I've been saving up my pocket money for 2 months now, I've been working every saturday in Dad's shop and although I don't have enough money to get one with a game when it first comes out, I can wait 2 weeks after it comes out and buy that new Zelda game with it and I'll be the coolest kid in the playground.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I bet lots of people in Japan don't have to go into school today, gawd, they're so lucky.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)