hangover tablets
because they do not fucking work. i think my spine is coming through the top of my head.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:46, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should have Dioralyte instead.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

what on earth is that?
is it something to do with your horrible bike?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I think they make waki tyres or something,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

it's a rehydration powder that comes in sachets

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I got some when I was pooping for Britain
but they are very good for hangovers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Dioralyte a large fucking breandeh, old stick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

You were rather entertaining yesterday evening
I'm guessing it really doesn't feel worth it right now though.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

my flatmate found me asleep with the sad melted remains of the white chocolate bar all over my hands
i am a disgrace
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

That is a beautiful mental image
it suggests a little more poise and class than waking up with a piece of halfeaten cheese on toast stuck to your arse.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

i'd never be co-ordinated enough to cook toast when smashed
flatmate said i was clutching a packet of microwave rice to my breasts for about 15 minutes wondering whether to nuke it or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Insert bread in toaster
press lever. Wait. Apply butter or topping of your choice. Nom.

That said, I'm an incredibly functional drunk.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

you'll laugh when you see my flat
i don't keep things like bread and butter because i am never in to eat them, so they just go off. there is nothing to eat apart from a few tins of things like sweetcorn and this one packet of microwave rice. everything else is liquid!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I don't buy bread because I don't eat the stuff
Same with milk, I only get it in when i know I have guests over as I never drink tea or coffee at home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Hahaha!

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

something called a hangover tablet is clearly not going to work
it's to con idiots from their money.

Alka-Seltzer actually works on hangovers, and it's not horrible, despite the usual protestations.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

well actually it's nurofen
but that didn't fit with the question and clearly i just wanted to whinge about how shit i feel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

have some alka-seltzer
and don't buy nurofen, buy significantly cheaper own-brand stuff, then it doesn't matter so much that it doesn't work very well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

^What he says
Nurofen = £many
Tesco Ibuprofen = pennies
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Paracetamol is better than Neurofen.
Neurofen is just an anti inflammatory, and you have a lack of fluid, not an excess.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

funnily enough
i never normally touch nurofen (this was the flatmate's migraine nurofen) because it just doesn't work on me. the only thing that gets rid of a stressy behind the eyes headache is plain paracetamol.

i'm kind of playing it fast and loose with the word "funny" here, aren't i?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

fast and loose are the two words we most associate with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

*highfives while clicking*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

it is wrong that i see this as a compliment, isn't it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

it depends on what you think it refers to
most women wouldn't want to be called loose
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Have you ever tried drinking Yop instead of getting horrificly drunk?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

i can't see it taking off in bars, gonz
i'm sorry to piss on your chips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

How about those Crunchy Clusters with chocolate shavings? I'd rather have that than a pint any day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

You need the veggie hangover cure.
Orange barley lucozade, a packet of 'Cool blue' Doritos and a mint aero.

That'll sort you out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

food?
are you MAD?

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Where did you go to get into such a state?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'm guessing....a bar!
Just call me Poirot.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

You're more of a Marple than a Poirot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I thought she suited the tache

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You're probably right, sadly
my cat is called Poirot though.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

mind if I call you Hercule?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

A cornish pastie and a can of Coke
=no hangover. I don't have either of these this morning so I do have a hangover.

Swipe, Vitamin water is shit! Tastes of fuck all, like diluted juice with too much water in. My skin is also now not perfect so this is false advertising too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

won't be able to call them cornish pasties for much longer
unless they are made in cornwall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

They are known as Stegs in our office
as they resemble a stegosaurus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

you are dead to me
also, that's not a cornish pasty. proper ones have the rolled crusty bit round the side, not over the top
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

woop!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Actually I'm now intruiged
Where do the "over the top" pasties come from then?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

not sure
probably from people doing it wrong.

For your reference, the best pasties in my experience are made by WC Rowe of Falmouth.

My brother, whose job entails driving to locations all over the South West allowing him to sample pasties everywhere, concurs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I shall keep this nugget of info for future reference
I love a good pastie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

blasphemy!
keep it up. you get used to the fact that it tastes like weak ribena piss...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Incorrect
I won't get used to the fact it tastes foul by not drinking it any more
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

the "glow" one is good for your complexion
honestly. and it's only £2.25 in the shop near my office...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

2 for £2 in Sainsburys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

which is also v near to my office.
fuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

The one I bought them in wasn't too near your office
It may be a local promotion or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)