I haven't been around long enough to miss anyone really
I wish Bobby posted a bit more often during my working hours, as he used to, but that was only a few months ago, it's hardly "in my day" stuff. Thoroughly looking forward to being glad to see the back of Chompy. A boy's gotta dream.

Alt: boobs. If you squeeze them together they look a bit like a bum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You had to say boobs really, didn't you?
Darth says I like arse would be too easy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I wouldn't want you to get rusty
Gotta keep it challenging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

trudat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Sorry, where are you from?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Please don't use the word "rusty" in this context

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I cannot believe it took someone that long to pick up on this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Bit early for your weekly friday afternoon strop isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Ssssshh
Fuck off, there's a good chap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

If you want me to fuck off don't mention me in your posts you utter child.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I was just answering the question
You should be grateful for the internet validation you pathetic little man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

No you weren't you illiterate bender,
"Who are you glad to see the back of" is not "who don't you like on the board."
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

7/10
"illiterate bender" is a nice little insult. Would use again.

Yes I know that wasn't the intent but a degree of consistency is important.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

should we have an
'insulting each other' thread, or is that just asking for trouble?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I think we should have a "For fucks sake Chompy and Darth stop being such tedious cunts getting upset on the internet" thread

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

That was the fastest acceptance of a friend request I've ever seen
You have my respect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

My phone went ding
and I thought I would break my usual "I haven't met you in real life so I'm not your friend on facebook" rule.

I only do this for special people. I hope you don't dissapoint me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I'm most flattered
Not touched, flattered. Don't get excited
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

unless you want daily reviews of glee you'll regret that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

They used to be a fairly regular occurence when Kaol stalked this board
Edit: Actually, thinking about it, I can't remember whether they were started more frequently by Kaol, pre-epic-Bertdown-Bert or just as a general response to the daily HSH threads.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Every thread is an "insulting each other" thread
There just happens to be the occasional outbreak of conversation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

whatever, fucktard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Using an insult I've taken the time to spell out for you in my sig
is more of an insult to creativity than to myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

woah, that must have been subconsious
you festering cunt bag
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Much better
*doffs cap*

Edit: I've just realised I'm probably supposed to insult you back. You syphilitic cuntbubble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

That's actually quite a good way to describe it
You odious plunderer of the posterior.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Ooooooh that's a good one.
8/10. Have a click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

wanker
you big gay spunkbubble
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)