I miss everyone. I hate change.
I also miss my friend in New Zealand but she'll be over for a visit soon.

Oh and boobs most definitely.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's about two months until you'll totally see me IRL!
You'll see me from a long way off, I'll be behind the large van with flashing lights and a "Abnormal Wide Load" sign.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

if she can see you behind an abnormally wide load
you're even fatter than your reputation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Oh FFS Swipey
You do know how large loads are transported right? They drive behind a van with a flashing light and sign indicating that they are leading an abnormal load so that everyone knows.

I was quite clearly implying that I was the abnormal wide load and that I required an escort van so that other traffic was aware of my presence.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

i do love winding you up
you always fall for it with me, and never with anyone else.

*plots for bash*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

there are two possibilities here
either Al falls for it because he believes you have the capacity for that much stupidity.

or you actually don't get stuff like that and pretend like you do.

In this instance the wind up would be pointless so I am going with the latter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Spot on the money there Vippers.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I read that as abnormal wife load.
But then I remembered your wife is hot.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

She is.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)