bad luck or deep vagina?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm hoping the first one. I've never been measured.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Can you be?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

they do it in Anne Summers
to fit you up for an ideal sized dildo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Meep.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Really?!
I'm hoping this is a joke :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

go in and ask for one :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

there is no chance of me going into Ann Summers

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I went into a shop once.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I requested assistance in such an outlet as I was unable to find the requested product.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

was it an enjoyable retail experience?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Just stick a ruler in until you can't get it in any further I guess.
I'll ask my nurse the next time I get a smear.
( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Do you use a shatter-proof one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

With my kegals, then yes.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I am a bit fussy about what I stick in there
-awaits obvious joke-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Bless!

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

*something about saving that hole for the special ones*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Nah, you could fit a metre ruler up my arse.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

sideways?
edit: man, I'm being nasty today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Nup, you need a 2m one for that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I remember 'yard sticks' and 'meter wheels' from my school days.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

and chalk boards

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

But of course.
I'm assuming the black-board is still in use though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

nope
almost all whiteboards and digital whiteboards now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Why did they change?
We were forever getting bits of chalk thrown at us for not paying attention, and, on occasions, the wooden blackboard wipe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

We're not allowed
to throw things at children any more. Is tempting sometimes though.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

That's bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

All schools
now have interactive whiteboards now.
I have to say I didn't like them when I first saw them but I wouldn't be without one now.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

What makes them interactive?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

they are like magic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

How?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I'm an idiot
and it's advanced technology
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I thought your classes were just you showing kids your holiday snaps.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

no, other peoples' holiday snaps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

They are like a computer monitor
but you can draw on it and they are touch screen.
Most places use these: smarttech.com/
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Kids these days.
They don't know they're born.

And teachers have it too easy, with all this modern witchcraft available to them as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

The problem is that because we can't throw chalk at them any more
discipline has gone out the window :)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Why not just buy some chalk for throwing
And use your space-aged presentation device for lessons?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

not all colleges :(
we have them in some rooms and not in others
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

That is massively bent.
I've yet to go to a school that doesn't have one in every classroom.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

If they've made it to my old school,
they'd have been come from some cowboy contractor, most of them would have become broken beyond repair within a week and there'd be no money to fix them, ever.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Are you Bruce Wayne, Jeff?
theweaselking.livejournal.com/3902561.html?nc=7
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was batman.
No, that was Bruce Wayne!

(If I was Bruce Wayne, I'd have something special in my utility belt. Dog treats!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

haha

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

You're up late this evening!
How so?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I had an afternoon nap and I'm waiting for The Texas Chainsaw massacre on film 4.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Oooh. Is it the original?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'm not sure.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I wouldn't mind seeing the original.
I've not seen it since the days a betamax (I had a pirate copy).

From memory, the original was shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I believe 'tis the original
it's never as good as i remember.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Well we are all so squeezed to the right, I might just have to tune in!
I hate being squeezed over to the right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)