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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ahoy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:33, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
YOHO!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)
What are you doing Master?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)
talking to guys on websites
drinking hot chocolate, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)
Coming to the realisation that I can't do a 17 hour drinking session.
*God my head hurts, and this bottle of Export is staving off the inevitable hangover that awaits, drinking yourself sober is never a good idae*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)
you're getting old, now
gotta look after yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:01, Reply)
speaking of which
i think it's about time for me to sleep

nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Night Field Marshal Crunch
*Salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)
Rig the decks, swab the mainstay, me hearty.

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)
What has this evening served up for you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)
He phoned and interrupted my napping. HIYA JEFF!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)
Alright, lar?
Come'ead. What's goin' on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)
The cat has been reminding me of an eager and proud cosmonaut all day

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)
That would be Tigger, yes?
*Waves at cat*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:01, Reply)
Aye.
I might give him the medal from a charity walk I did once. He needs a medal pinned to his chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:04, Reply)
Like Muttley in the cartoon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:06, Reply)
Yes but more Russian

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)
*Imagines Muttley is a red hat*
How old is Tigger?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)
He'll be 8 next month.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:17, Reply)
Are you having a party?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:25, Reply)
Why the fuck not?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)
I always did
usually a low key affair admittedly. May 8th was fuss the cat day, with toys and top end food and extra snuggles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:45, Reply)
Spoilt git, every day's his birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:47, Reply)
Arrrrrrr!
Climb aboard Jeff lad, afore the missus wakes!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)
Have you tied her to the mast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)
And spliced her mainbrace matey!
And hosed her down inthe scuppers!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)
Are you friggin' in the riggin'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)
Nah, flinging in the rain.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:08, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Twas on the good ship Venus
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)
By christ you should have seen us.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)
The figurehead was a whore in bed

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)
And the captain was a penis

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:01, Reply)
The Captain of this lugger

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:05, Reply)
Was such a filthy bugger

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:13, Reply)
He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)
This is like some bizarre reworking
of the Pirates of Penzance
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Really, it isn't.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl160czHD-c
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:24, Reply)
Aww too bad
I was listening to Pirates of Penzance.

I like that song though. Speaking of youtube tracks I found a good one for Woodside
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:27, Reply)

The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night
Were lily white
By morning they were scarlet
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:34, Reply)
Land Ho?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)
to starboard

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)
I'm all about the port

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)
What do you do with a drunken sailor?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)
I think the rules vary, depending on the time of day.
How are you, Amberl?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)
Good thanks
damning hot facebook photos. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)
Facebook is bent.
I've not logged into it for months and months. Although I might give it another go in the future.

How is cooking going?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Haven't cooked at all I'm afraid
Been so tired. It's been a long few months. I have steak in the fridge but I think it's gone off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:04, Reply)
you get a couple of days grace on meat
because they're so worried about being sued they put the dates early. About a week on veg and infinity on preserves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)
^ This.
And the longer that meat is (properly) stored for, the better it tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:09, Reply)
My steak this evening was going a touch brown at one end
3 minutes either side, no problems.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:10, Reply)
I'm doing steak tomorrow.
How long did you soak your steak in Lea and Perrins for'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:11, Reply)
15 minutes
30 would have been better but I HUNGERED FOR FLESH.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
How did it taste?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Like an Angel was french kissing my uvula

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)
It says the 11th on it
I should throw it out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:13, Reply)
Cook it tomorrow, you'll be okay.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Totally still good
just make sure it's cooked through
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Yeah I'll stick it in the oven
if I die, it's b3ta's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:16, Reply)
Steak doesn't go in the oven.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:17, Reply)
I can't find the frying pan I bought

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Grill it 4 minutes either side
The key is to rest it warm for 5+ minutes to allow cooking to continue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)
Okay then
I might pop out in half an hour and stick the oven to pre-heat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:24, Reply)
well
I do mine in the pan but then it sits in a warm (not hot) oven for 5-7 minutes while I do veg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)
Ahoyhoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJVWSu5Nfi8

I have drunk a bottle of wine and started another and eaten chocolates and watched supernatural. It's only a matter of time before I menstruate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)
How are you Lighty?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:03, Reply)
fair to middling
poker was cancelled so I've stayed in and done my own thing. Arsenal lost which means our match next weekend goes ahead.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:06, Reply)
My lot play on Monday (on Sky if you subscribe)
I'm spannered, I was holding it together quite well until about 15 minutes ago.

Who do you fancy for Prem relegation this season, based on recent results?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:10, Reply)
crazy season
could be any from eight. My gut says West Ham, Wigan and Blackpool, if they get more than one first team injury, Wolves otherwise. Blackpool don't have the squad depth but they do have team spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:17, Reply)
As much as I hate that cunt that is Holloway, I'd like to see Blackpool stay up.
I can see Wolves getting dragged into it.

I think your lot will be okay (this season) before another yo-yo-ing exploit, and then West Brom being a banner for 'how a club should be run' banner being hung over you and establishment in the prem.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:23, Reply)
we get that a lot now
given that we run a profit. To be honest I don't mind our seasons in the Championship, it's always good watching your team hammer the opposition every week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Unless you head West!
I'm sure we did the double over you a few years back, in one of your promotion seasons!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:29, Reply)
Sure, let's say that
Doesn't ring a bell with me. I do remember tonking Bristol Rovers 5-1 in a cup, because we did the same to Coventry in the next round. But City beating us? Sounds unlikely.

Googling:
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/feb/21/bristol-city-west-bromwich-championship

That's the return fixture, we beat you 4-1 in November - www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-bromwich-albion/6624746/West-Bromwich-Albion-4-Bristol-City-1-match-report.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:40, Reply)
Alright?
I'm rather drunk.

Have a film - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhkb0XzKkNU
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)
I've got a headache AA
It's my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:03, Reply)
Su-Sussudio

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:11, Reply)
Retirement he says.
What is your favourite Phil Collins song?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Erm...
Can it be a Gernesis one?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:22, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:23, Reply)
Haha, that famous Channel Island tribute band!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:23, Reply)
Bergerac on bass?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:25, Reply)
I saw an episode of that with FLoella Benjamin playing some kind of ho
and they dubbed her voice with a proper 'Carwash' american black ho.
WHY?
Against All Odds, Easy Lover, Separate Lives. Can't decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Benjamin?
She's an easy lover.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:30, Reply)
Out of order!
She was dubbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:32, Reply)
Right. I'm outta here.
I've drunk far, far, far too much for average person to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:37, Reply)
Adios

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:41, Reply)

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