There's only one way to find out...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Drink four pints tonight
then ring him up and slur something about love down the phone to him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm not slurring anything to anyone tonight, thank you very much!
Especially not to a bloke I've never met before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Ahahaha, proper lol
no, I'm playing it cool, calm and collected. After all the should I/shouldn't I-ing I must not make a giant knob of myself.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

you'll be fine hon, all the best in snaring him

( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Haha, you've clearly no idea
just how badly I can, have and probably will embarrass myself in situations like this.
But thanks!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Once I have someone's phone number
I'm all over the drunken texting.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Ditto
one of the reasons I haven't put it in my phone yet...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Luckily this isn't something
I often fall prey to. Occasionally though, and the shame is terrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Meh
as long as I've had a couple of pints and I get to see him topless.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Will you be baking some cakes and making some ice-cream the night before, just in case you get to show what a domestic goddess you are?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

No, but I did promise him a birthday cake
in a couple of weeks time.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Will you be making him something you can jump out of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Like underwear?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I can't imagine berk will wear any on her date.
'for convenience'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

she could give them to a stag party
It's perfectly normal.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Oi!
what kind of classless slapper do you take me for?! Sexy undies are FAR superior to no undies.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I think you're a classy-slapper berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I am deeply offended by this.

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

No you're not.
You're still grinning from ear-to-ear at getting a date with Tennis Bloke.

(Or am I wrong?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Oh hell
I'm not sure if I've got a nice matching pair that fits properly... gah, the clothing crisis has started already!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Oops, sorry berk.
Didn't mean to give you additional stress!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

la Senza is your friend
your friend not mine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)

I've just had a look
I am unimpressed with their selection of suitably boost-y bras.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Might be worth going to the actual store
and no complaining cause y'know your size wasn't what you expected
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Attributing a larger letter to them
does not make them any less little.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Pfft whatever you say

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

The only way to prove this
is for me to show you my boobs and I'm sure you'd rather I didn't, so you'll just have to take my word for it that I own a number of flattering bras which make them look considerably bigger than they are.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Wear one of them then
you don't need new stuff in that case
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)

Ah, but they're not matching though
plus I don't actually own a bra in the size I've been told I am.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Excuse for some shopping then :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Indeed!
if I could only find something in Senza/Debenhams that I like!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Surely TC has a rough idea as to your shape from tennis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I suppose so
and sweaty lycra is not a flattering look...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Maybe it works for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Well, as long as he doesn't prefer that look
to whatever I wear on Friday, it'll be fine...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I was in there recently
They really don't have much variation of sizes do they?
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

I know :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

night all
Still mean to get round to emailing you at some point.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Really?
Every time I go in and spot something I like, they only ever seem to have it in ginormo-boob sizes, which are of fuckall use to me unless I want to fashion some sort of hat from them.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

only men are allowed to wear lingerie as hats
it's funny when we do it
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I got really irritated in Debenhams once
after spotting an amazing bra in the sale, it was beautiful and I wanted, no needed, to buy it (ended up going to bloody Liverpool to get it) but they only had it in FF and G. I got quite, erm, animated at the checkout girl and capered about with it on my head momentarily.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

this is the mental image
I've had all night.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

She did laugh
but in a slightly worried sort of way...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)

show what a domestic goddess you are? smear it all over his naked torso and lick it off?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Hahaha!
No. I shall be making him some chocolate brownie, because my chocolate brownie is AWESOME, as well you know. If that doesn't impress him, then I don't know what will.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

This I can vouch for.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Brownies are always awesome
Especially warm, with ice cream
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)