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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Squealer!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

:p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)

i just saw that in a quick scroll through
and thought it was in response to my comment about great sex.

if it had been, i would have said, "and how would you know, nobody squeals during marital sex."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

What about married pigs?
I bet they squeal like, err, pigs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

blimey
in the city, it's illegal for animals to get married. is somerrrrset really that different??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

nah
animals can't marry but they can get civil partnerships
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You and your city ways
Some folks'l never marry a pig
And then again some fokes'l
Like C-Drac, the slack jawed yokel
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

am i getting this correctly
you are internet-married to me.

and you are saying that c-drac married a pig.

you'd better go and chat up the chicken if you want to get laid ever again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Marry the chicken? What kind of sick freak do you take me for?
She's family
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That's fowl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

what a poultry pun

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You're right. It was a poultry effort.
I feel like a cock now*.

*Expects strike-through
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

now you're proposing internet-bigamy
this is even worse than the time when you threatened to shop me to the inland revenue for failure to declare something irrelevant.


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I would NEVER report you to the Inland Revenue
Because they’re now called “Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs”
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I had seen that anyway
you arsehat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I've heard that if you give your beard a really hard tug
your eyes spin like the wheels of a fruit machine.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

which one?
i would say they were BOTH arsehats to you, vip. BOTH of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

oh they are
both of them are now on the shitlist.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

He's got me on the list, he's got me on the list,
I never will be missed,
He's got me on the list
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)