I'm currently waiting to put my poles up because there's a pansy arse yoga class in my studio. I can hear the instructor telling them to breathe.

Tea, I fear, may consist of steak...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:18, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how did today get
designated steak and blowjob night? I mean, do people fall for that shit? Well obviously boys do. Perhaps we need a female equivalent. Cake and Cunnilingus night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

You mean Valentines Day?
This is one month after, I suspect there's a connection.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Does wiggy's willy taste of yuck?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Tube steak?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

If I were at home then my dinner would be steak
with the appropriate dessert. (For the mrs anyway)

But I'm not. I've missed loads because of this stupid secondment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)