To complete another exciting day for Off Topic.
Tell us your evening plans and what you're having for dinner this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:05, 64 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

orchestra practice
rice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Crunchy, _still_ nobody is replying to me, it's one thing to consider yourself FOREVER ALONE, it's another for it to be confirmed =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:18, Reply)

awww! Gonz!
I got another mail today from some biker guy. I've replied, so at least someone isn't so sad today.

Perhaps you need more pictures of you and puppies on there or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:20, Reply)

You are me AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:34, Reply)

*Waves!*
Evening!

Can I go to the pub tonight please?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Yes.
If I say no you'll spend all night sulking anyway.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

This is true.
I won't wake you up when I come back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

That's because she won't be able to feel it going in, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

WooHoo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Is that a slight on me or Blousie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm guessing it's you.
DG's a mate.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

*Fist bumps*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

laundry and tv
anyone seen this yet?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA4XxRiEAn4
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:11, Reply)

removed
what was it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:12, Reply)

damn
if the story is true, it's some kid that's been bullied all through school raging at some kid picking on him
this scrawny ass kid punches this fat kid in the face and stomach and so the fat kid picks him up and throws him on the ground

edit: taken from links b3ta.com/links/Bully_gets_slammed_by_victim
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Oh that fucking made me wince, he dropped him on his head.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

more like slammed him on his face

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:21, Reply)

little cunt deserved it, fair play to the lad.
If he had any sense he would have kicked the shit out of the rest of em as well.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:27, Reply)

is this what you teach your pupils?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)

no they are only little,
those kids were old enough to know better and sometimes a display of defiance is needed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Their PARENTS should teach them not to act like little twats.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Serves the little shit right.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Not sure yet
might be a curry, might be something else. I usually decide about 2 seconds after going in the kitchen.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:14, Reply)

watching the Karate Kid
and getting high. I'm a student again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I am going to work until my work is finished

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:15, Reply)

which dwarf are you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:18, Reply)

There wasn't one called Smuggy, was there?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Beardy
or alternatively, Stonedy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Or Israeli

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I'm currently waiting to put my poles up because there's a pansy arse yoga class in my studio. I can hear the instructor telling them to breathe.

Tea, I fear, may consist of steak...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:18, Reply)

how did today get
designated steak and blowjob night? I mean, do people fall for that shit? Well obviously boys do. Perhaps we need a female equivalent. Cake and Cunnilingus night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

You mean Valentines Day?
This is one month after, I suspect there's a connection.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Does wiggy's willy taste of yuck?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Tube steak?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

If I were at home then my dinner would be steak
with the appropriate dessert. (For the mrs anyway)

But I'm not. I've missed loads because of this stupid secondment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Already had sushi with lovely Lampers
I ate so much, dinner will have to be Diet Coke. Tonight I want to sit around and maybe practice painting like a hermit but I suspect I may be dragged to the pub. Excuses anyone?
(Charmander, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:30, Reply)

mm I have diet coke as well
just lie and say you've an early start tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I DO have an early start tomorrow.
Good accidental reminding. How are you, love?
(Charmander, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Good thanks
busy and tired though! Give my love to the lovely Lampers as well of course. Are you off on break soon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Two weeks left? Maybe?
Should probably get on that. I'm horribly disorganised at the moment. Are you still in Oxford being an important 3rd year? Also I promise next time you come visit not to wake you up stumbling like a mong into the living room.
(Charmander, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Yeah I'm here til early April
boring times. Haha that's okay I wasn't very heavily asleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Just had a massive chilli at a pub. It was ace.
Just about to go back to BB's now, then out to a gig in a short while. I have to go home tomorrow, which really absolutely fucking sucks.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

You sound quite taken with BB

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I am.
Damn geography :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Know that feeling!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Ironing, catching the last Being Human.
And pie, as it is national Pi day, apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I'm off to the pub DG, to watch my favourite team struggle against Norwich.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Good luck with that, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Watching them struggle should be quite easy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I've seen a lot of them on Points West this last week.
A lot of palaver about the new ground, and some bloke resigning. Woop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Have a Steak Pie to cover both days

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I have to tidy up
for potential boy-coming-over on Friday night. Not that I'd invite him back to mine on a first date, but, you know.... Just in case. Plus the flat is a total fucking tip.
I'm having moussaka, just as soon as I can be arsed to make it. So probably not for ages yet.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

friend of mine said similar
she went for first date on Saturday, ended up having second date on Sunday and is now in a relationship
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Blimey, it's only Monday

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I know
crazy thing is, she came out of a 12 year relationship a couple of months back
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

What would craige David say about that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I'm freezing.
I think I'm going to have an early night. Had weird dreams this morning- dreamt a dead Japanese girl was in my wardrobe, but that was because Radio 4 was on and talking about the tsunami.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

You could write a childrens book.
The Dying
Small Nip
In the wardrobe
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

You cad.
It was rather distressing, actually.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Get this!
University Challenge accompanied by chicken nuggets, chips & beans. Do I know how to live, or what?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

You are a very clever 5 year old AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)