I particularly enjoy the assessment
that I feel able to make off-colour jokes because I am 'old'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are Alf Garnett AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:27, Reply)

I find the suggestion that you consider yourself better than us because of your age to be particularly hilarious
as that's the stick we most commonly use to beat you with. It'd be like me thinking I'm better than everyone else here because I can produce a decent Quickstep.

I mean, I do, because I am, for exactly that reason, but that's neither here nor there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:31, Reply)

It smacks of nothing short of CASUAL AGEISM
and I for one am both shocked and appalled. In fact I would go so far as to say I am shocked, appalled and deeply saddened at this clear indication of the breakdown of traditional values in today's broken society.

As usual, I lay the blame for this squarely at the door of NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES, and their Igor-like minion 'Althegeordie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:37, Reply)

He's in Germany, your slings and arrows are wasted
Points for "Igor-like minion" though. I think we should go over to /talk and fuck their faces up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

OK, you first.
I'll meet you over there in a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

*staggers in, sporting black eye and bloody lip*
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BOYCE?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:47, Reply)

He is a notorious coat holder.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53, Reply)

STEADY NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You fucking mug.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Not at the moment, I left my specially thin mug at home
You fucking goats?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Have another worthers origonal and calm down grandad, question time is on later, you can shout at that instead.
"GRRRR, WINTER FUEL ALLOWANCE !!!! GRRR, YOUNG WIPPERSNAPPERS WITH NO RESPECT, NOT LIKE BACK IN MY DAY, LOOK AT THE FONZ, HE WAS NO BOTHER. IF HE GREW UP IN THESE DAYS, HE'D HAVE AN ASBO. *sigh* I miss thature".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)