I'm a terrible homophobe me
it's absolutely awful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes you are
HATE CRIMES

I believe you also hate Conservatives, Oxbridge students and the well-endowed with a fiery passion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I despise the idea of hate crimes
just tell everyone to MTFU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Personal favourite Simpsons episode
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I knew I recognised that HATE CRIMES bit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

And I knew you'd know it.
Thank you for arriving in time to see it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

the pleasure was all mine
nark
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

no, not really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

The correct answer is:
"I don't even know any more"

But this is getting way too geeky anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I remember that one time you called that one poster "a massive bender"
and they went to matron, crying.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)

A Catholic, Conservative homophobe.
It's a wonder you can bear to leave your house.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)

....with all that guilt-wanking you have to get through.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I can't
I stay in doors all day and refresh the Daily Mail constantly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

You should prove the only-meet-once-but-mostly-a-stranger wrong by having loads of gay sex, but so he believes you, do it on video.
And then make a ringtone out of it... what ever happened to video tones? Video tones would be cool.

Oh me oh my, I've come up with an idea, a Harry Potter Photoframe esq iPhone app that'll get the pictures of your contacts and replace them with subtally moving looping animated gifs. It wouldn't even be hard to do, I'd be rich.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)