i love shoes
in my office shoe-rack right now i have the following:

shiny killer black patent heels
shiny killer red patent heels
purple suede lace up heels
slouchy brown fuck-me boots
crocodile patent leave-on boots
cream mid-high heels
aubergine suede flat boots
black and tortoiseshell patent-tipped sling-back heels
lace up high heeled school-girl shoes
pewter high heels

i like shoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they all sound shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

even if i told you that i habitually pair them with a pencil skirt
and fitted shirt and then use them to walk on people's crotches?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

you had me up until the crotch walking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Same.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

don't pretend you don't love it
the pair of you. esp vipros - i only do it because he loves evil women.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

do I?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

yes
you said something about evil women in hot office gear being... well, hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

i like a bit of office wench
less of the evil though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

ooh I was so close

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

don't remember saying evil
that would just be silly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

If feet or shoes come anywhere near my crotch
The owner gets thrown out of the nearest window.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

you must have real issues sitting cross legged then.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You have an office shoe-rack?
I really shouldn't be surprised.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

yeah.....
..... i know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You've not spoken of your arse toning trainers of late.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

i was wearing them only this morning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)