The Producer.
My short story The Producer is now available for free online.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:14, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just shit myself with excitment.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

it's "excrement"
but the "I just shit myself" part renders it redundant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Better...might be off the target audience a bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You never reply to these, and bloody hell, that's a SATs level story at best.
DARE WOZ 1NCE DIS GUY AND HE WOZ DED AND WOZ ALL LIKE "IM IN HELL"
BUT HE SAW HIZ WIFE AND HE WAS LYK "IM IN HEVON"
BUT REALIE HIZ WIFE WOZ IN HELL WIV HIM 2
"ITS OK 2B IN HELL CUZ MY WIFE IZ DARE WID ME SO REALIE DIS IZ HEVON"

DA MOREL OV DIS STORIE IZ "HEVON IZ WOT U MAKE OV IT"

PASS ON2 25 OVA PPL 2 SHOW UR SUPORT 4 JAPAN
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

You forgot to finish your post.
I can't find the links to the better stories that you've written.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:26, Reply)

So...
...did the CIA know that Internal Affairs were on to them?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

where's Snooki?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Don't call us, we'll call you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

HAHA

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I quite liked it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It was OK, better than some

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)